@loki-the-predator who I owed this to a million years ago sorry
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“Next time we have to choose who is going to get someone’s help, I call not it.” Clint hissed into his com before more or less ignoring what the rest of the team wanted to say.
This whole thing was a load of bullshit. Of all the people to draw the short straw and have to go get Loki, L-O-K-I, it was, of course, himself. Because that was his kind of luck. So now here he was, at Loki’s last known location (thanks Thor but why not just take his place instead?) trying his best not to look totally pissed off (failing) so that he could ask the witch from space for help with an artifact that no one else can seem to get any information about. Because letting Loki near artifacts always worked so well. Oh. And that was his job too. Watch Loki so that he doesn’t somehow trick them. Because Clint has never ever been tricked by Loki ever and he in no way holds a horrible grudge against him.
Everyone in the Tower was gonna be getting pranked for this.
“Loki! SHIELD needs to speak with you!” Very smooth. Very subtle. Clint cared so much about either right now.

















