#lol autocorrect

[acourtofquestions]

Aelin breathed in his scent, let its strength settle into her a bit deeper.

[juanitasupreme]

After school was really out here tap dancing, doing pole dance and doing marching band concept.

[seraph-star]

Mika: *does something to annoy Yuu*

Yuu: Fuck me, Mika!

Mika: ...

Yuu: Oh shit, *fight me*, damn autocorrect!

Mika: ...

Mika: This... this is a verbal conversation?

Yuu: *sweats nervously*

[gunsandhugs]

This girl at work watches supernatural on her phone and she didn't know I met him (I have the photo op on my desk at work that's embarassing haha anywayyy) and she saw it and was like "the things I would do to that man and his bowlegs" and I was like same

[ohnienna]

“His features were not those Harry had seen emerge from the great stone cauldron almost two years ago: They were not as snakelike, the eyes were not yet scarlet, the face not yet masklike, and yet he was no longer handsome Tom Riddle. It was as though his features had been burned and blurred; they were waxy and oddly distorted, and the whites of the eyes now had a permanently bloody look, though the pupils were not yet the slits that Harry knew they would become. He was wearing a long black cloak, and his face was as pale as the snow glistening on his shoulders.”

[acourtofquestions]

My autocorrect keeps turning Aelin to Arlin…

and for some reason this is hilarious to me…

[baapi-makwa]

moments before attacking my toes

[ghostinggirl]

I FLOCKING GOT A JOB