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[geek-22]

"Well... I didn't kill him, but I was holding the dildo when he died..."

[flowerpothesis]

One episode left until the show is over FOREVER…

And still no Sara and Wilhelm interaction. No Wille in the purple hoodie?!?!

What was it all for huh? WHAT WAS IT ALL FORRRRR😭

[pertinax--loculos]

Re: The Job

First of all, I have to say thank you so much to everybody who congratulated me on the new job, gave me good vibes when I was freaking out about it, all that -- basically everybody on here who took a moment to wish me luck or congratulate me, you guys give me life. <3

So I start on Friday (ahh!) and given that there's a Cert IV involved, the next 54 weeks of my life are essentially planned out (AHHHHH!). So that's not terrifying or claustrophobic or anything ahaha... ha. I'm sure I'll get used to it; this job pays a lot of money for something you can enter unskilled as a 'mature age' person, so I'm very keen to take full advantage of it.

With that being said: NaNo.

So I was planning to do NaNoWriMo this year (because I'd convinced myself I wouldn't get The Job, because the expectation of failure hurts less than hope), and I was feeling kinda keen about it because I have Psyche Shards pretty much fully zero-outlined.

(And guys, I actually think this could be a really cool story. There's this particular conceit about it that's going to be difficult to pull off, but with the planning I've done I'm pretty sure I can do it. And I think it'll make it a really engaging read with some pretty awesome reveals and whatnot at the end. I'm kinda excited about it.)

Now, I'm going to be working full time for the first time in... almost ten years (!), so I don't really wanna set up 50k as a goal. When I'm in the flow I can write that easily in a month (see: writing ~190k in just over a hundred days for ATN), but I don't know how I'm going to cope with the fulltime hours.

But, I also think it would be a good opportunity to set a writing habit with the new Job, rather than letting it fall by the wayside. So, at the moment, I'm thinking I'm gonna set a writing time per day (ie one hour), use the hype of NaNo on here to help me get into the groove, and let the wordcount fall where it may.

(I was really tempted to give @winterandwords's CalmWriMo a go, too, and I may still do that for the community feel. We'll see!)

But yes! I'm sorry this got long and rambly (no surprise there 🙄) but that is my current thoughts re: writing and everything else that's going on in my life.

If you go this far, feel free to come tell me what your plans for NaNo are! I'm trying to catch up with everybody but I'm semi-overwhelmed with everything so direct interaction will probably be the best way to get me haha.

Regardless, I hope everybody's going well, and that the words flow true and easy. ^_^

[jestsnaps]

🤣 Daily Funny Joke - My Wife's Dating Scale! 🤣🤣 #funny #lol #comedy #jestsnaps #jokes

👇 THE JOKE 👇Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately, yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!-----------------------

[mingi-banana]

SCREAMING X 1BILLION THIS IS TOO MCUH FOR ME

also who I MEAN WHO gave hongjoong the go ahead to be this cool I MEAN HVE YOU HEARD HIS RAPPING ITS ON ANOTHER LEVEL AND I THOUGHT HE COULDN'T GET ANY BETTER

I kid you not when his verse in wake up came on I audibly gasped and the sweet old man sat next to me on the train looked at me with such confusion I was nearly about to share my other earpod with him so he could share in my SHOCK AT HOW BLOODY GOOD HIS VERSE WAS

[divinequo]

SINCE SOMEONE POINTED OUT HOW VICTORIA BEING MAD AT HEAVY FOR LOSING HIS KEYS WAS HYPOCRITICAL, I JUST HAD TI DRAW IT LMAO

[daydreamingleclerc]

there’s no way him and justine are still together he’s in his whore era rn

[br1sw]

the way hyunjae looks at hak🥺 the way juyeon keeps eyeing hak and hyunjae🤭

and then theres sunwoo hehe