#lollipop--bitch

[badasszombiekillingmachine]

"Yeah! That all you got? Ain't enough zombies in the world t’kill me!"

[relinqux]

❝ Are you one of these peeps that tries to one-up everybody else’s story? Seriously? Like, c'mooooon! ❞ Insert whining.

"Uh, no. I am the one that tries to stay away everybody else story. Who are you, by the way?"

[niceringdonchathink]

"Cheerleader huh?"

"I can dig it."

[through-fire-and-archives]

lollipop--bitch started following you

"Er, hello--my word, that is a large weapon," said Laurentius, taking a couple of careful steps backward. Being within striking distance of a sword that not only appeared quite broad of blade but surrounded by teeth like that seemed like a bad idea in any case, regardless of how fetching the lass wielding it was.

The fellow's hood was low enough on his face to mask mostly everything except his mouth and scruffy chin, which combined to make the most of a worried expression. The rest of his tattered robes did little to conceal the axe along his right hip--something that felt woefully inadequate compared to that girl's weapon, he noted with a twinge of despair.

"Can I, er, ask where I am, milady?' he managed. "I'm a bit lost..."

[feymarches]

"What if you flew up in a helicopter over a horde of zombies and you saw they were standing in the shape of a smiley face emoticon?! Oh my god, I would love that!!"

Let's give a warm welcome to Juliet!