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giovedi starts barking every time alistair starts talking this is hilarious
"You know how I said I had no idea? Yeah I might have lied."
"Who the hell are you?" Jinki screams at the intruder as he brandishes the bat above his head, "And why are you eating my tomatoes?"
The figure raises and eyebrow and takes another bite. His black eyes stare right through Jinki with unwavering intensity, and his puffed up tail swishes back and forth behind him.
"You called me here." he says bluntly, as if it was obvious. Jinki just looks even more confused and his frightened trembling gets worse. The stranger rolls his eyes and huffs, clearly annoyed.
"Look, remember that ritual you did with that friend of yours? The one with the tomatoes and shit and the circle on the floor? Well you called me with it so here I am. The name's Kibum."
Jinki drops the bat and sinks to the floor. It's simply not possible that this Kibum guy is who he says he is. Yet there he stands a few feet away, naked as the day he was born; His eyes are darker than anything Jinki's ever seen, he's got claws where fingernails should be, and perched on his head are two twitching pointed ears.
As Kibum takes another bite of the fruit in his hands Jinki notices his rows of sharp pointed teeth. The red juice drips down his chin in a way that couldn't look more menacing if it were actual blood. The supposed wolf-man flashes a smirk in JInki's direction.
"So, "Master". When do we get started?"
Still up? || Kirk+Chekov
It was late, but Jim wasn't tired. That was mostly to do with the fact that he had just gotten up two hours ago. He usually had night shifts. And day shifts. He slept for a few hours in the evening. Most people weren't as insane about that as he was, and so he was slightly surprised when he came onto the bridge and found ensign Chekov still at his station, typing away at something or other.
"Ensign?" He questioned, approaching the other, "What are you still doing up? Don't you have an early morning shift tomorrow?"
All Yours || Bones + Kirk
Jim cocked his head to the side, eyeing the doctor in front of him carefully. It was evident from his quick answer that he had considered this for a while. Jim grinned. Oh yes, this would definitely be fun, "So," he muttered leaning in to give Bones a quick kiss, "I'm all yours starting now. What say we get this show on the road?"
LOOK AN ABOUT ME IN CASE YOU'VE FORGOTTEN (READ: I'M BORED)
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Age: 24 Where I’m from: Jacksonville,NC -currently residing in South Carolina near Charleston- Where I would like to live: Anywhere but snow country. Favourite food: Pizza. Religion: Yes Relationship status: Single Favourite book: TOO MANY CHOICES DON'T MAKE ME PICK YOU FUCKER. Favourite movie: AGAIN TOO MANY CHOICES. Favourite TV show: SPN, Various Animes (particularly Soul Eater), Lost Girl, DW, CSI Random fact about me: I am an amature interior designer, but I have too much stuff in my room to really do anything fancy. Or my room is too small. I need a tardis room. Favorite day of the year: MOTHERFUCKING HALLOWEEN. Favourite colour: Green, Purple, Black, Red, Blue What I’m listening to right now: A little less conversation - JXL VS Elvis What’s my ringtone: Depends who calls me, generally if you're not in my contacts there's an 8-bit version of the skype ringtone that rings. But Dad rings as this classical music, mom rings in with Gangnam Style. Favourite male character from a TV show: :U I dunno man. PROBABLY BERNARD FROM BLACK BOOKS BECAUSE HE'S MY SPIRIT ANIMAL. Favourite female character from a TV show: NNNNGSDFASKJ TOO MANY CHOICES. What my name means: Famed, Light and Bright. I sound like a goddamn Lady Gaga album. Celebrity crush: PROBABLY ROBERT DOWNEY JR.