#lords of hell

[plaguedcunt]

Lords of hell

[eros-sinclair]

Redrew the Lords of hell in their silly human forms for the stupid ass rehab AU. They have to go to court mandated therapy and find out ways to fulfill their needs without hurting people* /hj

Belial gossips, catfishes and generally is the gaslight in GGG(gaslight gatekeepe girlboss)

Azmodan is adjusting best cause he can just hang out and do fuck all with his wife, he has more time to grill.

Baal goes vacationing with his spouse Luthael on Sanctuary, like retired old people going on cruises and shit.

Mephisto is a bitter cunt who of everyone hates this situation the most. Especially since Lilith is technically ruling the burning hells while he can do nothing.

Diablo seems to be finding enrichment somewhere but he’s being shifty about it, refusing to directly answer any questions about what he’s been up to. Or keeping it very vague.

Duriel found out about BDSM and is having fun with his new “friend” who is helping him satisfy his sadomasochistic needs in a non lethal way.

Andariel has taken up writing angsty literature, with encouragement from Auriel she is selling many books.

*no killing/corrupting/ torturing

If you are confused, good.

This is my stupid nonsense AU where in the LOH have no power but still just exist as people now as punishment for their crimes. Lilith and Inarius get a divorce but they alive! Lilith is ruling hell and being chill, Inarius is not allowed to stay in Heaven, they’re still pissed at him but he can visit. Some peeps get revived via soul power bullshit. And the LOH stay with my OC Mirrah in Pandemonium where he is doing research and shit (turned it into his base of operations)

Everyone in my discord wanted Belial in the silly hat so he has the stupid pointy hat <3

[cosmic-whorror]

I present to you:

THE SEVEN LORDS OF HELL (the devildom)!

Tremble and fall to your knees, all who defy these fallen angels.

[redhac]

Which of the seven lords of hell would you prefer to intern with for a month?

Belphegor or Lucifer! Lucifer I feel would be really interesting from just hearing about the Paradise Lost novel. Although, Belphegor seems to also be interesting too! Hmm...

[trashbaggage]

good omens characters as classic rock songs

crowley: i want to break free

aziraphale: killer queen

anathema: it’s a kind of magic

newt: under pressure

adam: don’t stop me now

the them: you’re my best friend

four horsemen: we will rock you

lords of hell: another one bites the dust

gabriel:

[doesithavetobeaspider]

Captain Britain and MI13 Annual #1 by Paul Cornell and Mike Collins

[mal-likes-biscuits]

Hi Mal, which demon lord do you hate!

Hate is a strong word, Malthael thinks, as he considers the query. Particularly when the beings in question represent concepts as much as specific crimes. 

I loathe the Lords of Hell the same as I do the existence of evil or misery. That is, generally, and with the acknowledgement that they are as part of the fabric of reality as the Light. To hate the Hells is to be eternally fraught with anger. They thrive in chaos, particularly when it strikes their opponents. As such, they are a force that should be opposed with level-headed strategy, lest we concede them an advantage.

That aside, I understand the foundation of your question. And there are particular demons I dislike opposing more than others.

Mephisto is cunning, certainly. He approaches war strategically as I do. Though, any advantage he may have over the Angiris is lessened by his inability to properly corral his siblings. We should be grateful the Evils are as fixated on back-stabbing each other as they are on the Eternal Conflict.

Belial’s illusions can also circumvent my efforts, though I have found the Lesser Evil’s execution to be somewhat lacking. Lies are only effective when your opponent cannot see through them. And an astute observer would notice subtle changes in individuals or locations due to Belial’s meddling.

He is avoiding answering the question. Malthael knows the answer, though part of him hesitates to admit it, because doing so concedes a battle that he still immensely regrets losing. One that continues to haunt him and the other Angiris, and is perhaps the Hells’ greatest victory over his kin.

Of all the Great Evils, the most dangerous, and thus my greatest adversary, is Diablo. His domain is terror, and though it may appear to be a simple evil to overcome, it is also the most insidious. Fear lingers and festers, even in the most stalwart of hearts.

Diablo’s patience and cunning surprised even myself. I believed the Angiris Council was immune to his power. I was wrong. He buried the seeds of distrust between us, and when the time was right, he fractured our unity irreparably. It has never recovered. And that defeat, at the Lord of Terror, is one we may never reclaim.

[shawnfreki]

Artwork by Wayne Barlowe.