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==>Kankri: Start again
You wake up where you’ve been waking up since every loop. Back in your hive, ready to hear what Meenah wanted to change this time. This last loop lasted all the way till you got Cronus to god tier. Then he killed you. Again. You can’t be that mad at him, you did the same to him and didn’t expect that to count as Just death.
He would remember and was bound to apologize. He always did.
Everyone who god tiered remembered, you always remembered. You were the first after Damara after all. It’s been the same routine every time. The same cluttered room, the same sounds of Beforus before the disaster that the game brings. The meteors are going to fall soon. Just as soon as you join this memo and watch your future self argue with your supposed team leader. At least in the last loop we decided to include the humans. It will be nice to talk to Jane again.
But you are tired. You didn’t want to do this anymore. You wanted to live your life, to grow up. You were so tired of being 6 sweeps.
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CURRENT apexMonarchy [CAM] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board PARTY TIM—E GUPPI—ES
CAM: alright so everyone is in the loop rig)(t
CAM: R–E—ELY important stuff
CAM: good now tunakan you two are paired up t)(is time
CAM: dream team
CCT: WH47 WHY!
CAM: whale you don’t die with kan
CCT: N0 WHY 4R3 Y0U 5H1P N4M1NG U5
CAM: t)(at aint a s)(ip name
CCT: Y35!
CAM: no
CCT: Y35!
CAM: no
CCT: Y35!
CAM: no tula back me up )(ere
CNS: Tots 4 sh1p n4m3
CAM: carp
CCG: Can we please f9cus?
CCG: I w9uld rather m9ve 9n t9 imp9rtant things, like n9t full team wiping 9ut AGAIN!
CNS: Oh wow, you do ch4ng3 your typ1ng qu1rk
CNS: 1 thought M33n4h w4s jok1ng
CCG:...Right. Y9u d9n’t remem6er. Can we g9d tier Latula and literally every9ne else s9 we d9n’t have t9 keep d9ing this? Seri9usly, it sh9uld get tiring hearing y9ur 9wn v9ice this much.
FUTURE aquilineGreaser [FAG] 0.5 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FAG: sorry for like pushing you off that cliff chief
CCT: 8H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4HH4 0H MY G0G 7H51 15 50 FUCK1NG 4W350MM3!!
CCT: F4G!!!
FAG: wvhat did i do to deserwve this…
CCT: W0K3 UP 4ND 7H0UGH7 7H47 7R0LL GR3453 W45 4 G00D M0V13!
CCG: Can y9u tw9 please st9p?
CCG: This is my p9int exactly. N9ne 9f y9u kn9w when t9 shut up and f9cus! This is why P9rrim d9esn’t talk in this and we have t9 fill her in during the game!
CAM: thoug)(t it was because you talked so much
CCG: I st9pped talking a 6unch t9 get this d9ne faster.
CAM: not because w)(at )(appened all those times with your yappin
CAM: Is that why you stopped talking last time
CCG: Excuse me?
CAM: Is it because of what you did to Porrim
CCG banned CCG from responding to memo.
That could’ve been better. You aren’t interested in pitch flirting with Meenah and never could be. She can be too cruel. But that’s off topic entirely. You have a game to start, and another memo to respond to in an hour. So you decided to do a walk through of your hive. It’s been a while since you’ve seen it. Walking down the stairs and immediately going to the candy bowl on the side table. If you were still the same troll you were before, you would be too proud to take from it and give into your guardian trolls' generosity but you aren’t. You grew. You regret never getting to know them. Never thanking them for not leaving you alone to a possibly worse guardian. You heard the horror stories online and you regret at least not giving them a hug.
The candy was sweet on your tongue. You’ve seen your guardian change this candy every time you told them you didn’t like a specific flavor or texture. A scowl came to your face thinking about it before you decided to move again. The hive felt foreign to you at this point. A dream you can’t escape even if you tried. At this point, you would rather have everyone die then relive this again. Maybe you would wake up in the bubbles, in your hive. You’d never leave until you could properly appreciate it.
==>Kankri: Walk outside. Watch the people.
You do that.
.
.
.
You go back inside. You can’t just leave. You have a game to finish.
==>Why are you mocking me?
==>Excuse me?
==>You won’t let me leave, will you?
==>Oh Kankri.
==>Kankri, Kankri, Kankri.
==>Kankri: Wake up.
Kankri walks back into the cave in LOBAG. It's quiet and honestly he'd prefer it that way. The only one awake is Meenah. He expected as much. She's the only one honest with what her intentions are.
MP: wheres the grub?
KV: 6u66les.
Meenah squinted at that. She wasn't expecting that answer.
MP: huh
KV: What did y9u want me t9 say. That she's with s9me9ne safe, 9r with Mituna. She's with a me, an actual me in the 6u66les, he can...
MP: what?
KV: 9h my g9g that's h9w she g9t there in the first place. This was always g9ing t9 happen, she was always g9ing t9 6e in my care I'm-
MP: oh so time carp? wake up 'mara for that mackerel we have shit to do right now.
KV: Is that all y9u care a69ut?
Kankri balled up his fist. He knew that Meenah was self serving and selfish but she sincerely only cared about the timeline. He knew but he still trusted her.
D9esn't this ice cream l99k n9n suspici9us? I d9n't see why future me d9esn't 6elieve me. It h9nestly is a 6it c9ncerning h9w paran9id I end up 6ec9ming. I mean f9rce feeding him the iced cream pr96a6ly didn't help 6ut it was necessary. It is all necessary.
KM: YOU ARE BARELY CONVINCING THEM.
KV(?): Shut up! I am trying 9kay! I d9n't kn9w h9w t9 keep d9ing this! I just feel guilty at this p9int Purrl9z!
KM: FAIR BUT ACCORDING TO OUR WONDERFUL GUPPY FRIEND, THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO FIX OUR TIMELINE STUFF.
ML: ARANEA ISN'T A GUPPY?
??: do I hafta be here for your lovers spat or am I still bait?
KM + ML: BAIT.
??: shit.
??: so gain his trust is one, twvo come back to the bubbles, then we can finish this shit?
KM: ACCORDING TO SPIDER BITCH, HELLS YES BROTHER.
??: fuck.
??: wvhat if it doesn't wvork?
ML: WE NEED A SEER FOR OUR SESSION CROFISH. THEN WE FINALLY BE FREE OF THIS GAME AND WHATEVER DUMB RULES EXISTS FUR US!
CA: I trust you twvo. if shit goes wvrong, I can do my bard shit right?
KM: KITTY BABE IS DEAF NOT ME.
CA: not evwen a little tune?
ML: ONE SONG BUT IT HAS TO BE PURRFECT!
KM:
Log.32 - Outside Hive
FKV:
PKV: Alright I am d9ne 6eing 9n the r99f. Lets see if y9u managed t9-
PKV: 9H MY G9G
FKV: What?
PKV: WHAT ARE Y9U WEARING!
FKV: Cl9thes?
PKV: Y9U HAVE 6ETTER CL9THES! SWEATERS!?
FKV: Yes, 6ut I feel like wearing this and it's n9t like my neigh69rs will mind. Hell 9ne 9f them c9spla-
PKV: Y9U LET STRANGERS SEE Y9U LIKE THIS!?
PKV: Y9u disgust me...
Log End [KM]
Log.36 - Hive bedroom
PKV: UNHAND ME!
FKV: N9. Especially after that stunt y9u pulled 9n Chitter and telling F9xy.
PKV: 9H Y9U WANT ME T9 LIE? I AM N9T A LIAR FUTURE ME N9W PUT ME D9WN!
Five minutes later
FKV: 9h y9u l99k fantastic. D9n't c9ver y9ur face 6uddy.
PKV: Why are y9u s9 smug...
FKV: I finally get t9 experience 69th sides 9f this c9versati9n.
FKV: Life changing stuff really.
PKV: I...can I get 9ut 9f it n9w?
FKV: N9, if I remem6er c9rrectly this g9es 9n till t9m9rr9w.
PKV:
FKV: Hey, I am the 9nly 9ne g9ing t9 wear the revealing stuff 9kay. I pr9mise.
PKV: Is there s9mething with a sweater..?
==> Hug your past self. The self love in this hive is sweet.
FKV: Y9u're me. Whether y9u want t9 admit it 9r n9t. Y9u're 69und t9 make the same mistakes I did and y9u are g9ing t9 learn fr9m them.
FKV: S9 st9p w9ndering if y9u can fix y9ur future when y9u can enj9y the n9w and put 9n these dresses and see which 9nes y9u are supp9sed t9 keep.
PKV: I get t9-
FKV: Y9u like the st9ckings d9n't y9u?
PKV: SHUT UP THEY ARE AD9RA6LE AND IT'S NICE T9 HAVE 9PTI9NS!
===> Kankri: Try to remember...anything.
As much as you'd like to. It's not seeming to work the way you want. You can remember them, your timeline, your family but they weren't even really there.
No.
You stole that life from a different Kankri.
Why else are you everything he hates. A smoker, a sinner, a father.
Oh the thought dawns on you hard. You're a dad who is pretending to be a Kankri you aren't. He died the minute he god tiered. The minute you were born, he was long dead. Its such a shame too. He would know what to do. How to make the apartment look like a home or how to care for a child to make her happy. All these reminders of who you are supposed to be all crumbled up because you decided to try and be something you could never be ever again.
Do you even recognize yourself in the mirror anymore? Is that why you've avoided the people you care about most? Why you keep Claret close?
Is it because you know the minute she understands who you really are, she'll know that she needs to leave?
===> Kankri: Do what you do best. Be the accommodating troll. The sane troll.
Be the troll who is insufferable without a shadow of a doubt because that's all you know you're good for.
===>Kankri: Be the miserable sack of s-
Alright. I get it. St9p 6eing a shitty narrat9r. I d9n't kn9w h9w t9 get 6ack. I d9n't kn9w why my life ring isn't w9rking and just 6ringing me 6ack. I suck and I am living in a 6u66le 9f my 9wn misery watching every9ne 6e happy.
I'm shit.
===> Why not change it?
9h as if y9u haven't seen me trying. I have 6een trying everything. 6een sacrificing my entire life and death int9 understanding this, understanding Y9U and f9r what! The minute I start feeling happy and a69ut living my 9wn life alive again with9ut the game, y9u 6ring me 6ack!
===> I see.
===> You blame me?
===> Very well. C9ntinue y9ur pursuit 9f answers Seer. It will 9nly 6reak y9ur mind if y9u are al9ne.
I have 6een ar9und my dead friends f9r an entire WEEK and I have 9nly g9tten shitty Seer visi9ns!
===> You aren't connected to them.
Excuse me!
===> They aren't your connections Seer. You are always interacting with them as if they won't understand you. Always pushing them away. Those are your connections.
What!
===> Strengthen your actual bonds this time. You'll find the answers you seek this time.
N9! St9p 6eing s9 vague! What the hell is g9ing 9n! Fucking answer
...me?
===> Kankri: Arrive at ???
==> Kankri: Awake from your slumber and meet an old "friend"
==> Kankri: Have an unpleasant conversation.
KV: I d9n't need y9ur help with anything. I have never needed y9ur help with this 9r with Claret 9r with-
AS: Then why are you 8ack.
AS: If you, never needed my help with anything, why did you die again.
AS: Why didn't your ring work if-
KV: I d9n't fucking need y9u!
KV: I d9n't need y9u.
KV: I d9n't need y9u.
KV: I d9n't need y9u.
KV: I d9n't need y9u.
KV: I d9n't need y9u.
KV: I d9n't need y9u.
KV: I d9n't need y9u.
KV: I d9n't need y9u.
KV: I d9n't need y9u.
KV: I d9n't need y9u.
KV: I d9n't need y9u.
AS: Shut the fuck up!
AS: You aren't fun to torment when you are like this!
AS: Why didn't your ring work.
KV: I d9n't kn9w.
AS: What killed you.
KV: I d9n't kn9w that either.
AS: W8 here for a second. Maybe your previous 8u88le will float 8y.
KV: …
KV: D9 y9u think I am d9ing a 6ad j96. Am I a6le t9 finally n9t make 9ne life misera6le? I pushed m9st 9f 9ur friends away, I spent m9st 9f my time here simply watching 9ther versi9ns 9f them 6e happy and f9r what, 6ecause I am t99 scared t9 ap9l9gize? H9w am I g9ing t9 face them when I w9uld rather let them hate me.
AS: Vantas.
KV: 9ur timeline went t9 shit, 9ur sessi9n went t9 shit. I t9ld them they deserved t9 have n9 sec9nd chance. H9w the fuck am I supp9sed t9 ap9lgize t9 them when I d9n't think I deserve 9ne either. We were the tw9 9f the f9ur tr9lls wh9 g9d tiered and that didn't fucking help. I g9t this stupid ring s9 I can give a gru6 a chance t9 live and I can't even get 6ack t9 her 6ecause it d9esn't w9rk!
AS: …
AS: The game is flawed Kankri. It was a stupid test for us to figure out how to 8e 8etter people.
AS: Or at least that is what I gathered.
AS: As much as you want to blame yourself for everything, that sadly isn't the case. You are only to 8lame for your actions.
KV: They hate me.
AS: Some hate you. Others don't care anymore. I don't care anymore, I helped you 8ecause I stopped caring. I may like the comfort of the 8u88les 8ut I knew you weren't satisfied. 8ut I trust you to not give up on your fucking gru8 who pro8a8ly is worried sick a8out you.
KV: H9w am I g9ing t9 get 6ack if these stupid rings d9n't w9rk.
AS: You're the Seer, do your thing.
AS: I'll come with you for your apology parade until you figure it out.
KV: Y9u aren't trying t9 manipulate me int9 c9ming 6ack t9 life again right.
AS: I am not 8 sweeps anymore Vantas. If I wanted to get out, I would've 8e out 6y now.
KV: D9 I have t9 talk t9 every9ne. I c9uld just use y9u f9r my Seer a6ilities t9 w9rk.
AS: The closer you feel to your connections, the easier the vision will come to you.
KV: S9 I need every9ne.
KV: …
KV: Even Meenah?
AS: I am sure she forgives you for…
AS: What did you do again?
KV: …
KV: Pailed with her kismesis thus 6reaking my chastity v9w, 6reaking Cr9nus’s 6ed after she attempted t9 tackle me, sh99ting her a69ut 20 times which 6r9ke my n9 vi9lence v9w, and I might have made Cr9nus fall f9r me in tw9 separate quadrants which isn't an achievement 6ut it was 9ne of hers.
KV: 9h and I have her trident!
AS: She might try to cull you for the last thing.
KV: 9nly that?
AS: She's a simple woman.