OHHH MORRO, IT'S LORE TIME.
So, the ninja, as per usual, were fighting a "low-level" villain, called the mechanic (he doesn't get the uppercase letters). The mechanic, a former worker for Chen, was searching through a warehouse for a computer chip that would allow for people to enter a video game called 'Prime Empire,' though he was beaten and sent to jail by the ninja and the motherboard was claimed by them. Unfortunately, when they were investigating the broken down location where the mechanic was going, Jay found the Prime Empire arcade machine, wanted to play it, put the motherboard in the back, played the game to 13th level, the machine opened up to a bright, glowing white light and he walked inside, entering the game. And when the chip was plugged in, EVERY other arcade machine in Ninjago was hijacked to also play Prime Empire, leading to thousands of Ninjago citizens getting trapped in the game once they reach the 13th level. Meanwhile, the rest of the ninja find about the main villain, Unagami, and find the repeated symbol of an upside-down triangle with with the top disconnected, then once they're done, they realize that, like their 5 year old child, Jay's gone. So they check the cameras and sort of find out where he went. The ninja then get Cyrus Borg to inspect the game, they try to find Milton Dyer, the game's creator, but they have no luck, Borg figures out the stuff with the 13th level and tells the ninja, not including Zane and PIXAL, due to their coding, to go inside the game and PIXAL and Zane shall continue the search for Dyer.
Kai, Cole, Lloyd, and Nya after shortly entering the game, find a cult based around Jay the League of Jay (they have avatars of him) and gets help from them to lead them to Jay. They reunite with Jay and he tells them that they have to collect 3 keytanas to beat the game and return to reality.
NOW, Unagami's evil plan. Basically, get people inside the game, make them lose all of their lives so that they turn into these energy cubes, use the energy cubes to power up a gateway that leads into Ninjago, enact revenge on Milton Dyer for abandoning him/the game.
Back in Ninjago, Zane and PIXAL are doing detective work, but Zane gets too into the role and starts narrating everything. They talk to Dyer's parents, then to his old friend who tells them about an arcade where Dyer used to hangout, they go there and Zane gets kidnapped by the mechanic and PIXAL finds Dyer, who she finds out is not Unagami like they expected. She learns from Dyer that Unagami is Prime Empire, which became sentient and his name is short for 'Untitled Game no. 1', and the reason that he abandoned the game was because it sucked his friend Scott into it, leading to him abandoning the project. Anyways, the mechanic plugs Zane up to the Ninjago side of the gateway to power it on their end.
In the game, Kai and Cole both lose their last life in the Speedway 5,000, Lloyd dies because he had to fight against an avatar of Harumi, and Nya dies to an enemy for Jay, while being the last life Unagami needed to venture into Ninjago. Jay ends up following Unagami into reality to stop him, eventually catches up to him and gets him to stop attacking everything, and he has a heart to heart with him because he was also abandoned by his parents (Libber and Gordon). Unagami ends up transforming into a child form and calls everything off, allowing those who died in the game to return into Ninjago. Then everyone has a happy ending and Milton Dyer and Unagami go home as father and son.
-Lore anon
Lore Anon, I’ll be honest with you. For a while I was trying to avoid your ask, because I figured if I didn’t read the Ninjas’ next traumatic venture, I didn’t have to process that it happened. Also their stupidity in certain situations makes me crash out. I’m deciding to read this ask because it can’t be as bad as I think it is, right?
I can already hear the hubris bell ringing at my comment.
Fuck.
Oh no. Why are their quotation marks around the mechanic’s title?
He’s a former employee of Chen’s? Ew. Chen’s an asshole.
What the fuck is wrong with spreading around this “Prime Empire” video game? How does that make him a villain?
At least the Ninja got the motherboard.
WHY DID YOU WRITE THE WORD “UNFORTUNATELY”??
NO. NO I DON’T WANNA READ WHAT COMES NEXT.
THAT’S WHAT YOU MEANT BY “ENTERING THE GAME”?? THE MACHINE FUCKING ATE THE LIGHTNING NINJA???
Not the fuckass digital domino effect 💀
Greattttt now on top of trying to get the Lightning Ninja back, the Ninja will ALSO have to save all the hostages.
WHY THE FUCK DID HE PUT THE MOTHERBOARD THAT HE GOT FROM A CRIMINAL INTO THE FUCKING ARCADE GAME??
Unagami feels like a symbolic name, though I have no idea why.
“then once they're done, they realize that, like their 5 year old child, Jay's gone.” SINCE WHEN DID THEY HAVE A FIVE YEAR OLD CHILD??
Cyrus Both is Pixal’s creator/father, right?
Oh great. Let’s all go into the killer video game, why don’t we?
How the fuck did the Lightning Ninja acquire a whole ass cult in like, TWO DAYS??
Was he THAT GOOD at grinding in Prime Empire?
Keytanas? Really?
Oh fuck there’s a limit on lives. What other limitations exist? Can the Ninja use their elements or do Spinjitzu, at least?
UNAGAMI’S THE GAME?? AND HE’S HARVESTING SOULS TO GET REVENGE ON HIS ABANDONER—
WHY CAN’T PARENTS JUST FUCKING CARE FOR THEIR KIDS?
That seems like a Zane thing to do, from my very minimal experience. It would’ve either been very comical or very annoying to watch him in “Detective Mode”.
Why does someone always get kidnapped? It’s getting kind of old at this point.
I KNEW “UNAGAMI” WAS A SYMBOLIC NAME. SOMEHOW. WHATEVER THE POINT IS THAT I CALLED IT.
Fuckass familial misunderstandings
Why do all these villains just dehumanize Zane and use him for parts? It’s sickening.
So the Fire and Earth Ninjas probably twinned in dumbassery on the speedway, Lloyd died because he was a simp for a psychopathic cultist, and Nya died to save her man from certain doom. These Ninja really DON’T have FSM-granted plot armor, do they?
Wait since when was The Lightning Ninja adopted? (I might be stupid. I have the memory of a fish.)
No fucking way they Friendshipped-Is-Magic their way out of that. I’ve got to be in the wrong timeline because what the fuck is happening.
The Hubris Bell hath strucketh. How the fuck do these dumbasses always get themselves in these situations? And SURVIVE?? I can’t tell if they have no plot armor or all the plot armor.












