Happy Father’s Day to Stede “absent father” Bonnet

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Happy Father’s Day to Stede “absent father” Bonnet
Mary, Alma, and Louis kitties are a happy lil’ fluffy family (without Stede kitty present)! 💖🐈⬛✨ The kittens have adjusted to their father’s absence far better than expected, and Mary cat has started her painting career! She knocks over paint and walks through it. 🎨🐈⬛✨
Stede Bonnet, absolutely wracked with guilt: I’m such a bad father. My kids are probably so fucked up.
Stede Bonnet’s kids: Happy, thriving, wealthy, safe, living in a loving household, loved by three parents, would be adored by Uncle Edward.
The fandom: Obviously Stede is a bad father.
Happy Spooky Season everyone! 👻🎃☠️🏴☠️
I feel like in a modern au fic Ed and Stede would decorate their house and yard for Halloween with these items:
While decorating Ed and Stede would be wearing these:
When they’re done decorating Ed and Stede would race these around their yard:
Louis would think they’re hilarious and Alma would think they’re embarrassing (while secretly thinking they’re funny)! 😂
Happy Halloween in a few days! ☠️👻🎃
(I found all of these on the Walmart website)
This link is for the wreath:
https://www.walmart.com/ip/1483551116?sid=f67a9734-ff18-4444-a9bd-3298ad42c283
This link is for the inflatable racer:
https://www.walmart.com/ip/15599865391?sid=1c3ac8ed-75fc-4759-850d-adee5a0807cb
(I’m having trouble finding the other links. Sorry to anyone who’s interested in those things. Hopefully you can find them)
Stede + His Babies
i can now release the piece i did for the @theartoffxckeryzine! such a pleasure to work on!
They got to be FRIENDS and how beautiful is THAT *violent sobbing*