Dessa: Dude where tf are you? i stg if you're ignoring me again as some joke to play you better think again
Dessa: I can blow up your phone it's okay no big deal or anything
Dessa: i'm heading to London and we need to talk B I G time, can i see you? @notorioustommo
y’all are not going to believe what our sources dug up recently !! we all know louis tomlinson: former member (or current, who knows when/if they’ll get back together) of 1D, a father, and current lovable pal to many. but how many of you reading this really know him ?? now, probably half would claim that they do well enough -- but did you know that tomlinson, 26, was arrested five years ago due to drug paraphernalia ?? yep, you heard us right... looks like the artist really does get himself into messy situations.
according to our reports, tomlinson has his fair of an experience with depression back in 2013. for reasons that are currently unknown, we take it that it had a real toll on the artist if it landed him in the big house. in case for those of you that aren’t familiar with the term ‘drug paraphernalia’ -- it’s basically some equipment and tools that are used for the production, exchange, or usage of drugs (whether it be weed or something more... intense). from this information alone, it’s easy for one to conclude that this is linked to his downhill spiral. one would also think that someone this well-known in the world would have this story blasted from every gossip network and news station, right ?? well, apparently it’s wrong in this case.
a person’s management team is practically their entire career in this industry, everyone knows that. so, it’s not surprising to hear of tomlinson’s team stepping in once he was out of jail. don’t take it personal, if it makes you feel better -- we weren’t aware of it at the time either !! one source confided in us that his team managed to pay a hefty amount of cash in order for the media to keep information of his arrest away from the public eye, afraid that the story may ruin the reputation the singer was creating for himself at the time.. after this negotiation was made, media teams demanded that none of their paparazzi would take or make it known of when louis left the building. damn, the power of money truly is wonderful, isn’t it ??
you heard it here first, folks !! louis tomlinson is on file at the local police department because he was arrested in 2013 !! let us know your thoughts on the scandal via askbox and we’ll take it from there. stay tuned next time for another secret reveal !! trust us... y’all better watch your backs.
(SIDENOTE UNRELATED TO THE STORY: if you haven’t sent your secret into this blog then please do so ASAP !! i’d hate to have anyone be left out of the random selection for reveals bc i don’t have a secret of their’s saved !!)
last i checked, 1d crashed and burned and they’re all solo artists, but louis is still going through the same situation as last time, so i’ll leave him alone, niall is... happy, harry is... i don’t even want to know what that was he posted. that’s about it.