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📸: Jeremy Lambert
Linus Borgo (American, 1995) - Review on Sunday (2024)
Cornley Headcanon:
Max and Dennis regularly play chess together. Neither of them knows how to play but they enjoy moving the pieces around the board and hanging out together. No one else in the CPDS wants to hurt their feelings and tell them they’re playing wrong. Chris tried to once but Robert punched him in the face
max: let’s bring our horses together so they can play with each other <3
dennis: aww look they’re best friends <3
chris: no that’s not how it works and also they’re called knights—
robert: *tackling him out of the way* let them play with their fucking horses
OAKLEYYYY (can I call you that btw it feels so much funnier to have a name to scream when I show up in your inbox)
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“I have a question,” Fred wrote on that little book of his before handing it to Tubbo.
Tubbo's eyes scanned it while he carefully read it aloud. Those beautiful green and blue eyes shot up to his face as his eyebrows swooped down on his face. “Yeah what's up?”
Fred took the book back and began to write, “I have noticed Fit and Pac doing this thing where they put their mouths together. What is that and what is it for?”
Tubbo's eyebrows rose in surprise as his face started to flush. “Oh kissing? It's just a way that humans show affection.”
“Would you like me to kiss you?”
Tubbo stared at them, jaw agape before running his eyes over their featureless face. “I mean, I'm not sure you can. You kind of need… a mouth.”
Fred stared at him as he pondered the situation. He loved this boy. A lot. It was like an annoying itch in their side that they couldn't do this for him. An idea popped into his head at that exact moment. “Fit and Pac are your closest friends right?”
Tubbo stared at the words for a long long time. “Yes…? I mean yeah, why do you ask?”
“It would not be strange for them to kiss you then?”
Tubbo blinked as his mouth formed around those words. “Well… no. I suppose it wouldn't be that strange.”
“Okay.”
No amount of pressing led Fred to elaborate on why exactly he had asked that.
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Fit and Pac thought it was an amazing idea when Fred came to them with it. Pac's eyes lit up and he grinned nearly ear to ear.
“Oh yes, yes, we would love to right, Fitch?”
Fit laughed in that deep voice of his. “Yeah, yeah Pac. We'd love to.”
Tubbo was presently surprised the next day when the both of them ran at him. “We have something for you,” Pac proclaimed, looking ecstatic.
“Okay…” Tubbo said nervously. “What is it?”
Pac surged forward to grab his face, kissing him swiftly. Tubbo gasped lightly but leaned into it, pressing back against the lips on his. Pac leaned back still wearing that stupid grin before stepping back completely so Fit could press a much more tame kiss to Tubbo's lips.
“From Fred,” Fit said with a laugh.
Tubbo felt dizzy. “Thank you?” He said his voice cracking on the word and sending the two guys in front of him into rolling laughter.
RAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH RAJHHHHHHHHH FRUBBO AND POLY MORNING CREW KISSES ALL AT ONCE RAAAAAGHHHH. my roman empire
Fred going to Fit and Pac is the most 🥺 part of this to me cuz like. In canon they don't care for fred past tubbos feelings and the fofoca but the idea of fred having a friendship of sorts with them makes me insane. I need that bear to get character development and friendships.
Also i love that fred just:
>Asks what kissing is
>Asks if you wanna kiss
>Realizes they can't kiss you
>"Fit and Pac are your closest friends right?"
>Refuse to elaborate
Hey quick question. Do you think fans edit Paige Bueckers with reader? Like their interactions and they are like “omg I want this type of relationship” or something?
Does Paige watch them?
oh absolutely like i can see the fans treating it a lot like pazzi but maybe a bit less serious if they aren't like an officially out couple. paige would absolutely screen record them all and watch them whenever they were apart.
it would be wayyyy more intense if they were like an official couple and the fans new. i can see paige and her girl being a lot like stewie and marta. there is a lot of content for the fans to edit and paige would comment on like all of them.
Do you think the countries Wikipedia pages have their actual faces on them? Like Germany in a very nice high def looking photo from an important news agency of him at a meeting or an official photo from The Government Of Germany meanwhile Spain sitting over there with a slightly blurry android 11 selfie on the Spanish version of his page because he doesn't gaf and that's what's on his blog. Francoise putting up fashion plates from 1712 on there before they're immediately taken down again (hell hath no fury like a Wikipedia editor scorned), etc. etc.
Well I used not to, but now I’m an avid Wikipedia Truther. Veneziano putting pictures of himself from the 90s in some too tight speedos on a yacht on both the english n Italian wiki that constantly gets taken down (the editing history on his page is crazy) because that’s no way to represent urself as a country. Prussia would 1000000% prank Ludwig by putting some embarrassing drunk picture of him on the wiki