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HaRd TiMes CREAte stRoNg mEn¡

No Billy!

That’s just viagra!

*for legal reasons this is a joke*

*even still, the prior point is full of shit*

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #my poor attempt at a joke #this sounded funnier in my head #hard times #wait a minute #no context #shitpost #lowbrow shitposting

No you can’t name your child Victory of Samothrace.

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #my poor attempt at a joke #this sounded funnier in my head #empty throne #halo #halo books #shitpost #lowbrow shitposting #victory of Samothrace #from the drafts

Rick & Morty?

More like….

Uh….

Fuckin’….

Rigor Mortis!

…..

No this is stupid!

(If you like the show that’s fine I’m not getting at you! It’s just not my thing!)

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #my poor attempt at a joke #rick and morty #rigor mortis #this sounded funnier in my head #shitpost #lowbrow shitposting #jesus christ #this is stupid

Tomodachi DEATH.

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #tomodachi life #my poor attempt at a joke #this sounded funnier in my head #death #idk #shitpost #lowbrow shitposting

Mighty Mighty Bosstone Massachusetts Mambo Number 9.

(Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series)

(& Knuckles)

(And Grogu)

Jesus Christ this sounded better in my head!

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #the mighty mighty bosstones #boston massachusetts #mambo no. 5 #mambo number 9 #mighty no. 9 #devil may cry #tangentially #& knuckles #and grogu #my poor attempt at a joke #this sounded funnier in my head #old joke #this is stupid #shitpost #lowbrow shitposting

*reluctantly crunches down on a pine cone*

“Oh yeah. That’s the shit!”

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #do not eat #my poor attempt at a joke #this sounded funnier in my head #i am so sorry #pine #pine cones #pinecone #no context #shitpost #lowbrow shitposting #unreality

*threatens man with a dismembered chair leg*

“DO YOU LOVE THE COLOUR OF THE SKYYYYYYYYYYY???????!!!!!!!!!”

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #chair leg #empty threat #my poor attempt at a joke #this sounded funnier in my head #shitpost #lowbrow shitposting #do you love the color of the sky #do you love the colour of the sky #you will #the god complex

These boots, are as you say, made….for walking?

Yeah.

They’re literally walking away by themselves.

Stop them. Please.

Quickly.

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #boots #these boots are made for walkin'#nancy sinatra #idk #my poor attempt at a joke #this sounded funnier in my head #shitpost #unreality #lowbrow shitposting

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