#lower management

[lower-management]

can't fucking stand demons anymore, I made Dagon put up the "don't lick the walls" signs as an inside jokes, some.motherfucker thought we were serious and now there's a "wall licking" movement in hell that does it only cause we said not to. I was amused at first but now they're clogging the fucking halls and I'm going mad, seriously contemplating just dunking them in holy water

[terrypratchettparadise]

"The people who really run organizations are usually found several levels down, where it is still possible to get things done."

- Terry Pratchett - Small Gods

[lower-management]

eating ice cream with a fork right now, it's great.

[lower-management]

how the fuck is it possible to take so much paperwork to just get started on fixing ONE pipe in hell? I know bureaucracy's an infernal thing but for Satan's sake-

(Context:wanted to get started on filing the paperwork to fix the fucking pipes but this shit will take ages)

[lower-management]

tempting an angel/archangel would get a demon a commendation or a trial? Asking for someone else

[lower-management]

just notices Muriel follows me, i don't know who you are but the Erics talk about ya, maybe you're the least insufferable angel, hi

[lower-management]

Someone tell me why did I just see Dagon walk past with a white feather in their hair after an earth mission

[lower-management]

just heard the term 'ineffable bureaucracy'. Did someone invent a new form of bureaucracy and forgot to file a report about it? Ill do research about it, if it's like that ill be pissed and someone will pay for it