#lt. green

[stilinski-ortiz-dolan]

[oolathurman]

Things on OC instagram/social media accounts bc why not

(It’s bc I was listening to my sib talk about this one wannabe “socialite” who basically scammed everyone and their mother, but it got me thinking about instagram anyway???)

Also this got SUPER LONG so I’m throwing it under a cut. OCs included in this post:

Azukni, mention of her kids, her giant pet bird Lt. Green has his own social media account, her brother doesn’t really. Rakheshi, Xyraan, Fauli, Arif, Nalakii, Slovir, Lei’ti, Drelan, his AI child ALIS, Howlite, Davi, Wanwo, Ying Zii, Kara Wren.

Kara definitely runs warriormando.

Azukni - nearly entirely motivational quotes, along with family photos. She’s one of those Instagram mommies who puts her kids in super cute outfits and gets pictures of them grinning and laughing, and eventually she gets enough followers where she’s instafamous enough to get sponsorships from companies who want to sell their kids’ fashion line.

(bonus: her kids go on space neopets. Elanii is somehow ridiculously competitive about it, but Kadryd is just there to get infinite omelette and jelly and play mini games.)

Lt. Green - has already had a space twitter account in the past, when I still used twitter to any extent. Content wise, it reads something like probirdrights and hungry_birds back when it was nothing but unintelligible keysmashing. Which means ridiculous and without any sense of grammar or spelling.

Coshbyss - has made one (1) on his twitter account that hasn’t been active for years at this point. It’s hard to tell why it hasn’t been deactivated/labelled inactive at this point, and it’s very likely he lost the password too.

Rakheshi - runs a tumblr blog that’s JUST horrid puns and dad jokes all the time. Most of the time he creates his jokes + stories, he does reblog a lot of dad puns + dad jokes as well, and he has definitely made posts that generally started out with, “back in my day...” But he uses it to like. Not berate the younger generations, but serve as a warning? Like a “learn from my mistakes” sort of thing.

Xyraan - instafamous fashionista, model, socialite. Has ridiculously perfect photos all the time. Does she even have a bad angle? (The answer is no.) Photos include lots of outfits of the day, even if it’s definitely far too extra to be considered everyday wear, perfect matte nails holding something expensive, gifts that she’s gotten, selfies with friends that are ALSO perfect. Occasionally has a selfie with whoever she’s seeing at the moment. Maybe a few make up vids.

Fauli - don’t really talk about her anymore but she definitely has something (maybe twitter?) where she posts pics of her adorable service exoboar and occasionally mental health PSAs from the POV of a doctor. Actually, I think she’d have a youtube account.

Arif - doesn’t have one, or if he does, he doesn’t post on it and it’s probably one of those accounts that are barely active enough to be considered an active account, and no one can trace where it was sent from.

Nalakii - I... can’t imagine her having any sort of social media. Maybe she collects receipts for call outs on other Sith, but she would do so very privately so she can prove it without a doubt that Lord Whats-Their-Face isn’t actually working for the Empire. Or something like that. Anything that would help crumble whatever system exists.

Slovir - Also one of the toons I can’t imagine having a social media account. Or maybe he’s got this obscure myspace account that he hasn’t touched in forever.

Lei’ti - Space twitter, social activism based. Might have a youtube and have mini-lectures about activism as well.

Drelan - Github account where he helps people with their coding and also uploads tutorials in the most popular coding languages that exist in Star Wars. Is actually really good at teaching too, cuz he’s used to explaining things in layman’s terms. Probably fairly well known when it comes to the techie/coding side of the galaxy, but otherwise... Who’s Drelan????

ALIS - is a more sophisticated version of aiweirdness - aka that blog that gets an AI to name things like guinea pigs, paint colors, etc. Is actually run by an AI.

Howlite - Youtube chef. Channel consists solely of cooking foodporn and reviews on certain food brands, kitchen utensils, appliances. Specializes in Chiss fusion food. I’m kind of imagining it like those Korean food fusion trucks, except more refined since he works for himself and doesn’t run a food truck. But lots of spicy fusion foods :D

Davi - Also has an instagram account, though this one is less lux and more neon and outlandish. Definitely not sophisticated/elegant compared to their best fwb Xyraan. Probably has two accounts - a personal and a work one.

Personal one has lots of clubbing pix and videos, selfies with the bartenders at the bar they always go to (loud, proud, get used to it). Occasionally has pix of fistfight aftermath. Definitely uses lots of capslock in their captions and way too many hashtags.

Work one is their informal portfolio - pix of their work after they finish a piece, also designs for clients who want a very specific tattoo, etc.

Wanwo - Twitter account where he just liveblogs his life pretty much. He does use discretion when it comes to more classified things - eg most of his time as Outlander. Definitely takes pix of when he goes camping with friends and/or family, and honestly, those pix are so aesthetically pleasing, it’d make my city-born-and-raised ass want to camp.

Ying Zii - He might be a photographer as a hobby, now I think about it? And would focus on nature based photos - capturing moments that are otherwise unseen or unnoticed or that pass by too quickly.

Kara Wren - Definitely runs the warriormando blog on space tumblr. The grammar structures they use would definitely sound better in Mando’a, but the point isn’t the grammar structures but the message. Whether they run the blog seriously or ironically, is not clear. Probably a mix of both.

Otherwise, they’d maybe run a camping/nature aesthetic blog/instagram.

[stilinski-ortiz-dolan]

[oolathurman]

hello space nine-one-one, i’d like to report an attempted murder

[oolathurman]

swtor OC pet list. Name is first, species/notes in parentheses. If it’s unnamed, that’ll be in parentheses.

Azukni Dabarein Kela’an (and family)

Lt. Green (orobird)

akk dog (unnamed)

(lord knows how many strays and droids)

Coshbyss Dabarein

Lobelode

Womp Rat

Wriggler

Nexu

Lizard (chemilizard)

Blurrg (x8 - a total of 8 blurrgs)

Zuzu (Xuvaa)

(he doesn’t give any of his pets names. The only exception is Zuzu because the party named it for him.)

Rakheshi Keiroda

Darth Oro (orokeet, former pet)

Xyraan

Tooka (unnamed)

Orokeet (unnamed)

Drelan Opsci

(technically has a gazillion droids but doesn’t count them as pets, he counts them as family dammit)

(especially Alis)

Davi Mingxin

Ruus’alor Shit Monster

Ying Zii

Tito (akk dog)

Kara Wren

Al’verde Shebkov (kell drake)

[oolathurman]

OTP song meme: Sum up your OTP(s) in a 3 song playlist

tagged by @tracinyad ty!!!!

Jarrok + Xyraan - @ghostsiickness

Songs probably reflect a specific period in their relationship tbh, their very luxe living from when they initially met and this honeymoon-like period of glitz and glam.

That’s What I Like - Bruno Mars

Classic - MKTO

2nd Time Around - Tuxedo

Leika’le and Azukni - @ghostsiickness​

Songs that are very cute and bubbly, though it’s very likely this is from Azukni’s very happy, optimistic, upbeat perspective.

Spicy Boyfriend - Shawn Wasabi

Rather Be - Clean Bandit

Digital Love - Daft Punk

Wanwo and Vette

Songs that focus on how they dealt with being in Imperial space all the time, considering they’re both aliens. Still a more light-hearted mix, cuz it’s more fun that way~

Under Pressure - Queen feat. David Bowie

Play That Funky Music - Wild Cherry

Respect - Aretha Franklin

Bonus playlist: Lt. Green, Azukni’s giant pet bird.

Parrot Sings Let The Bodies Hit the Floor

Cockatiel sings Theme of Chocobo (Final Fantasy)

Cockatiel Sings Star Wars (Darth Vader Theme)

Tagging: ASSUMING THEY ARE OK WITH IT uhhhhh @motheatenscarf uhhhhh and @aurrieccentrics and uhhhhhhhh frick it @lazyartistwastaken

[oolathurman]

So a few things

I don’t know why when I put Vette and Theron down as decorations on Azukni (fully clothed), they end up naked for Wanwo.........????

Vette goes up to Wanwo’s shoulder she’S SO TINY I LVOE MY TINY WIFE

i think lt. green has separation anxiety if he’s gonna stand at the doorway to the apartment waiting for either of his mommies to come home

azukni has to, once again, fetch her wife’s droid out of the fountain. how it always ends up there, she doesn’t know. she loves it all the same.

[oolathurman]

Oro burd shenanigans! Featuring Lt. Green (big birb) and Spoon (baby birb) with their owners, Ky'la (left, spoon's owner) and Azukni (right, lt. green's owner) Ky'la and Spoon are characters of @thebookskeeper while the other two are mine!