#lubberjay

[metal-overlxrd-archive]

Shads pats his head. "Don't think that'd be a good idea, love~"

"Don't you dare come near me you fucking--"

And then he silenced, before leaning into Shads' hand, trying to get him to pat him more. "...I hate you."

[metal-overlxrd-archive]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "could always do Mixtape 69."

"Look." Neo held up a knife. "I brought you a dildo."

[metal-overlxrd-archive]

"Neo. 69 is a reference to a sexual pose in which the couple lay on top of or by the side of eachother in a way so that each of their genitalia are in the other's faces, so that they both can please eachother at the same time, hence 69. Questions?"

"I..."

...You might have broken him a bit.

[dracowiththeheart]

+1 had entered the Drac-cave

Draco's ears peeked from his tire swing chair, where he was napping, as the newcomer approached. "Eh? Whos that?" he said sleepily.

[metal-overlxrd-archive]

Shadow comes behind Neo and whispers, "Dong."

She scowled at him. "Not you aswell..."

Well, what else did she expect?

[rosy-earthbender]

"Alright...." The hedgehog finally got everything back together to talk to her again. "Listen, Miss. I'm really sorry for everything, and I'd like to start a new friendship fresh." He held out a hand. "Name's Shadow. Or Shads. Yours?"

The homeless earthbender gives the animal a wary glance, her lithe hand slowly reaching out to grab a hold of his to shake it curtly. Her brow furrows a bit. "Chi....Chikko." She replies simply, saying nothing more.

[metal-overlxrd-archive]

"Scrap metal..." He chuckled. "I need to memorize that."

He glared.

"I will rip your dick off I swear to god."

[rosy-earthbender]

"Excuse me."

4. Changing

Chikko had finished washing her clothes in the sink of a bathroom inside of the flower shop she usually visited. However, she didn't expect to have someone walk in, much less forgetting to lock the dpor all together. When she hears those words, she freezed before letting out a shriek and waving her arm to metalbend the door closed and locking it.