#lumber-axe

[let-me-puke-in-your-mouth-em]

au where lil jerry witnesses boy jerry’s treatment of girl jeri, so he kills his father and dotes on his mom. instead of becoming a local cryptid, he helps her run abstinence camp.

[the-maid-of-witchwood]

Grace: Why are people so obsessed with being top or bottom? Honestly, I would be excited just to have a bunk bed.

Steph:

Pete:

Boy Jerry:

Girl Jeri:

Gabe:

Lumber-Axe:

Steph: I’m gonna tell her—

Girl Jeri: Don’t you dare!

[booigi-boi]

Offering random Hatchetfield characters ☄️🪓

Attorney Gary Goldstein and private investigator Malone, best rivalry 

[bishoppclub]

just watched abstinence camp (so good, definitely my favourite, it even beats time bastard shockingly) but I’m confused about the timeline.

so Ted’s in his mid thirties (36? I think someone said he was 36) and he went to the camp 20 years ago so he was around 16 and I’m sure that Girl Jeri and Boy Jerry are around his age I think?? It wouldn’t make sense for them to be in their 40s or something, but maybe?

But Lumberaxe existed 20 years ago (Ted brought him up in the car but I mean I GUESS it would’ve been Boy Jerry killing everybody with axes, who knows, he seems like the type) and Little Jerry apparently grew very fast because of the Witchwood.

anyway. I loved abstinence camp so much I’m making fanart as we speak (trying to figure out how to transfer it here because idk how).