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The smashwords end of year sale is over but these books are still free. #lunchtimestories #theswampisfullofmystery https://www.instagram.com/p/Cm9g1muLB04/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Y'all really do like this unconventional cover, don't you? Thank you for reminding me that it's always better to follow your own path rather than try to fit in. #freebook #permafree #lunchtimestories #flashfiction https://www.instagram.com/p/BsnQx5SHZWo/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=nnhgsovtmybi

[djraswitty-blog]

#grabbedshot #2019planner #random📷 #lunchtimestories (at Lang'ata) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsK0iabAR2I/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1xnflsr4w2whh

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New month who dis? February is a short month innit? So it only makes sense to read short stories...or something. I got three offerings for you; #eraseandrewind #requiscantinpace #lunchtimestories #99c #freebook #amazon #barnesandnoble #googleplay #iTunes #writersofinstagram

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What it says on the tin. #freebook #lunchtimestories #amazon #barnesandnoble #kobo #somasoma #googleplay

[my-friends-made-me-oh-wait--blog]

Okay, so my lunch table is fucking weird

You must understand something first. I'm a girl who sits at a table of 5-6 freshman boys, one senior boy, and one other freshman girl. Said freshman boys are all best friends, and I love them to death, but they are fucking stupid.

One of the guys, Kris, has a thing about people touching his food. Like, if you touch it, and he can't peel off where you touched, he won't eat it. He also puts pepper on every fucking thing of food he gets, but that's besides the point. I stole Kris's apple juice, being the bitch I am, and started to open it up, threatening to lick it.

Kris said he would open it from the other side, and right before I said I would lick that side too, Kris take the half open carton of apple juice and swings his arm away from me, getting apple juice all over the table. Being the lovely jackasses that they are, Kris and one of the other guys, Jacob, start horsing around.

The lovely idiots, of course, steal the nasty, sweaty gym shoes of yet another one of the freshman guys, Nate. And after joking around, and Kris spilling half of the apple juice on himself because Nate hit him trying to get his shoes back, Kris fUCKING POURS THE APPLE JUICE IN NATE'S SHOE.

Nate, being stupid, decides since he can't pour the juice out, he'll just DRINK IT.

APPLE JUICE.

OUT OF A SWEATY, GROSS, NASTY, FUCKING DISGUSTING GYM SHOE.

LIKE WHAT THE HELL NATE. WHAT THE HELL.

After the idiot drank it, he almost threw up so I got to laugh about it, so I say it was a pretty good lunch.

[maggiemoo05]

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He's been at it for 5 minutes and counting...#LunchtimeStories #HeCanTalkForDays #AdventuresWithArtie