Draco: Luna is cute
Draco: and I mean the wholeness of her
Harry: here we go
Draco: what
Harry: you lasted like two seconds of not conditioning that compliment
Draco: I was going to say that I like her
Harry: I felt that „but” deep in my bones
Draco: no you did not
Harry: yes I did
Harry: everyone did
Harry: right?
Hermione: he’s right, I did
Draco: you did not
Draco: retract that, you whore
Draco: *clacking his Louboutin heel* do it!
Hermione: you are right, I did not
Harry: pussy
Hermione: *voicelessly to Harry* sorry
Draco: so?
Luna: I kind of did too
Draco: really?
Luna: you sounded like you wanted to add something like „something something she needs to wear high heels something”
Draco: babe, I am telling you that since forever, don’t make me repeat myself again
Luna: *sigh* but I like my sneakers, they’re comf—
Draco: this is the kind of shoes you can wear to casually suck some muggle dicks in public restroom in soho
Harry: why would you say that
Draco: because that’s true
Hermione: I never wore sneakers to suck a dick in a public restrom in soho
Luna: neither did I
Draco: it’s a figure of speech
Harry: okay, it’s a figure of speech
Harry: let’s start over
Harry: „Luna is cute”
Draco: Luna is cute, yes
Harry: go on
Draco: she dresses well enough for—
Harry: let’s drop the topic of how she dresses
Harry: she prefers comfort over haute couture
Draco: she needs to meet my mother
Luna: I know her very well
Draco: has she seen your muggle-sucking shoes?
Luna: she said I look cute
Draco: were you not in high heels when she said that?
Luna: I was, but
Draco: exactly, „but”!!!
Harry: why is there always a „but”?!
Hermione: *lowering her voice* can I just suck your dick for a mutual relief?
Harry: Draco, Hermione is going to suck my dick
Draco: good, have fun
Draco: at least that one dresses like a proper whore she is
Hermione: I will take that as a compliment
Harry: I don’t see any other option
*Draco and Luna apparate*
Hermione: where are they going?
Harry: if I know Draco, my bet would be on Soho’s public restrooms
Hermione: does he know any public restrooms in soho?
Harry: I would guess that he is taking her to the backroom of the Weasleys’ to try her with some wizard dicks first
Hermione: that’s—
Harry: were you not going to suck my dick now?
Hermione: oh
Hermione: yes *kneels*
Hermione: sorry *starts licking Harry’s dick*
Harry: just do what you are best at
Hermione: *gobble*
Harry: I know that you know I mean second best
Hermione: *happy gobble*
Harry: now shush and let me enjoy it
Hermione: next time you’re fucking my ass
Harry: I said shush
