#lustswap

[the1920sisntaphasemom]

Okay, hear me out.

Lustswap Kay. Famous erotica author that works under a pin name who also does NSFW art as a side gig. She acts super sweet an shy but is the biggest freak lol

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If they were in the titanic, and there were a considerable number of boats, and the shore was... a 4 min. swim... would they make it?

Dealer's choice, not caunting the hadal or sea skeletons

Alright I’m only doing papyrus’ for this since most of the sanses can all shortcut that distance lol

Honey: he’s fkn dead man. Honey could drown in a puddle, no joke. The second he’s in any body of water he can’t stand up in he’s sinking like a rock. The ocean abyss claims him in seconds.

Slim: yes he can swim, he had many rather traumatizing swimming lessons from butch. But being able to tread water in a relatively sluggish river is not the same as treading water in cold *ss iceberg ocean water. It’s a solid 50/50 on if slim manages to reach a boat in time.

Saga: she would leap into the water with absolutely no idea how to stay afloat, and somehow in the adrenaline rush of survival, saga figures out how to use her wings to help tread water. She’d survive!

Basilisk: he’s a very skilled swimmer for a skeleton monster, enough so that he’s even be able to help drag another person to shore with him. If there’s a mum with a baby in the water, he picks her first. He has priorities

Salt: he doesn’t even try to flail in the water or anything. The second he’s feels himself sinking he kinda just accepts his fate.

Atlas: he floats in the air. …. Well after some panicked splashing that is. For a moment there atlas forgot he was an outer monster lol.

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As someone who likes to do (certain, not all work well) stretches in bed, which skeles are most likely to be freaks (affection) about it? I imagine a few of them know how to be normal at least

By stretches, I’m assuming you mean actual stretches like yoga right?

Well the ones who would perv on a SO who’s just trying to loosen up are absolutely going to be charm, salt, sparks, slim and tremor.

Charm: he is the ultimate pervert, so no surprises here. If his SO starts stretching on the bed, they’ll feel charms hand on their bum in no time. Swat his hand away if you actually wanna finish stretching, and he’ll join you! Charm likes exercise too. If you let him keep caressing though, he’ll be stretching you out in a different way soon enough ;)))

Salt: he originally started to flirt with his SO just to be a little sh*t. Like don’t get him wrong, seeing his SO being all flexible is definitely a pretty sight, but so is their “I’m so done with you” face lol. If SO flirts back, salt absolutely isn’t wasting the opportunity though.

Sparks: stretching on a yoga mat or in the gym is sexy, but off limits. Sparks respects his SOs exercises routines. But stretching on the bed? Come on, that’s like leaving a steak on the floor and expecting your pet dog to not go for a bite. Sparks hands will be down SOs pants within seconds if they do this lol

Slim: honestly this horn ball will get turned on by something as small as the sigh his SO makes when they sit down. Stretching is just too easy. So don’t be shocked if he’s giving you the bedroom eyes for doing some leg lifts on the bed. Slim is too easy sometimes

Tremor: a big kink tremor has is flexibility, and positions that push that. So seeing his SO showing off their skills, or just working on them tends to put tremors mind in the gutter. He’s doing his best to be respectful but- oh no SO is doing the downward dog pose now- he has to leave.

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Would any of them gift someone a sex toy? (I suspect some of the lusts but it’s still fun to ask lol)

lol I don’t think I need to be under the cut for this one. It’s tamer.

Orion: he would absolutely gift someone a dildo as a prank. It would be something massive and sparkly too, at least 10 inches. And in the least discrete packaging of course~ only the best for his besties lmao

Cash: he would and has stick a dildo to his friends car window

Pepper: if you’re friends with him, and you either get over a break up or mention bed troubles, he will get you some very high end sex toys. And no it doesn’t even cross his mind that that could be weird to do for a friend. Pepper comes from a different culture than other AUs being a lust and all

Salt: he actually took two friends out once to get their first vibrators. Salt thinks it’s funny that it happened twice. He doesn’t know why he seems to be the freak gateway drug to so many people

[ratsoh-writes]

Imagine all the taken guys wakin up an they aren' with there partners anymore. It was all a dream. Then they see there partner on the streets. If they approach they say they feel like they recognize em but aren' sure why. Feelin angsty today~

Shdhdhdhd there’s a lot of taken boys, so I’ll just pick a few. Going vague on their SOs to keep this prompt compliant

Honey: he’s rather disoriented for days after the “dream” unsure if it was real or not. It felt so real to honey. He’s confused by all the tugging on his soul, the way he misses his dream SO and children. When the person in his dreams approaches him randomly on the street, honey will wind up bursting into tears on the spot. He blubbers out tons of details from the dream and honestly will probably come across as a crazy person. Hopefully SO is the forgiving type lol.

Coffee: that dream was so detailed that coffee swears he even remembers his SOs social security number. Still confused by it all, he’ll use the dream SOs info to look up and see if anyone matches it. To coffees shock he finds a person who looks just his dream SO. Poor SO is gonna feel eyes watching them for weeks with no idea of who’s there. It’s just coffee stalking them, trying to see if they match the person he dreamt about. If they do, he’ll “accidentally” bump into them a few weeks later.

Sparks: the second he sees that strange seductress/seducer from his dreams, sparks is running up to the stranger and kissing them passionately. Whoops, he kinda got carried away and was just so excited to meet the soulmate of his dreams! It must be fate!!! Hopefully they don’t slap him lmao

Snipe: oh hell no. The second he sees a person who was in his dreams, he’s shortcutting away, even if they call after him. Snipe is certain they cursed him somehow and is using his dreams to get an in with his family. … but why did the sight of them make his soul ache?

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what're sparks bits like?

-katana

Let’s do sparks and salt ;)

Sparks: he’s got a lovely 5.3 incher! Sparks d*ck is ribbed for your pleasure with the ridges appearing long the head and top half of the equipment. He’s not the thickest out there, but he really can go and his speed and stamina in bed more than makes up for it.

His vagina is the standard slit shape, nothing special. It’s a pretty cute purple color like the rest of him ;)

Salt: his penis is a sweet 5.9 inches with a few nub bumps along the base going up a ways. Salt used to have the head pierced, but had the piercings removed after a while not liking the look of it.

Salts vagina is ridged on the inside giving it a soft and bumpy texture. He greatly prefers his feminine ecto as he’s more sensitive in there. It’s a better experience for him.

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(Dealer's choice) Quickies or marathon sex?

Star: he’s a big fan of quickies. Star has a pretty high libido, but doesn’t like being in one place too long, so marathon sex kinda takes the dun out of it after a while. Quickies are the perfect solution~

Sparks: sparks is the exact opposite of Star in attitude. He loves long intense sessions. If his partner allowed it, sparks would love to set aside a date day that’s just for sex. It’s his favorite hobby lol

Ram: he likes a longer drawn out session. Something sweet and loving where he can really take the time to appreciate every inch of his SOs body~ I wouldn’t call it marathon as Ram isn’t going multiple rounds, just slow and sweet

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(Dealer's choice) What are they the best at in bed?

Peaches: oral obviously. He’s the blowjob/eating out KING. While many of the other skeletons are pretty good at it too, none of them compare to peaches. The monster is starving and you’re his favorite snack~

Sparks: he has the best stamina of the whole lineup! Sparks can go tons of rounds back to back and keep up a quick pace for hours. Honestly he doesn’t know his limits, he’s never met someone who could match them. So who knows what it is

Tempo: he’s best at judging you lmao. Sex? Gross and it smells weird. Keep it far far away from him