“no, listen to me, jinyoung-ah. dude. hey. hey — you’re not listening to me. hear me out. hey.” minseong’s voice is thick, wavering between desperate and defiant, like a kid whose trying to show his mother the tooth he'd just lost for the tenth time that day. his fingers twitch, trying to grab jinyoung’s attention, but the football player’s eyes stay glued to his phone, scrolling like he’s watching paint dry on his for you page.
minseong’s cradling his blackout rage gallon in his lap on the couch with because he’s definitely had more than his fair share and cannot for the life of himself find his balance if he tries to stand — but hey, someone’s gotta finish this tragedy. “you have to try this. makes all the stress just, like, disappear, you know? you don’t get it, but that’s why i’m here. i’m the pioneer. the legend.” his words slur at the edges but the conviction is ironclad.
a red solo cup appears in his hand and squints into it like he’s reading tea leaves — all signs point to disaster. even in his drunken stupor, he doesn't think the cup has been used, so he gives the younger male a heavy pour and sloshes it ungracefully against jinyoung's pec, a tiny drip of lukewarm this has been sitting out way longer than it should've been left out of the fridge orange concoction spilling on the younger's shirt. "shit. fuck. my bad." no remorse and the crooked smile of a man who has never once faced a consequence in his life, minseong lifts his cup to force a toast.
"cheers, you filthy animal. i hope you guys absolutely annihilate seoul national tomorrow. their 2Ls are dickheads — almost got into a fist fight with some dude at a bar in annam-dong about fucking liebeck vs. mcdonalds. that shit was before i was even alive and they're still going on about it over there, apparently. she got THIRD-DEGREE BURNS, jinyoung-ah. to. the. bone. her skin melted. and they wanna act like she just spilled a little latte on her jeans?"
POURED ONE OUT FOR THE MCDONALD'S COFFEE LADY AND THEN FOR MYSELF (LET THE RECORD SHOW I WAS A MENACE), @lxckystrike
















