May 25, 2019
Gneensa (bugbear ranger): Nature check. 3.
DM (M): You can tell it’s a dragon.
Gneensa: ...
DM (M): ...
Gneensa: Danger horse!
DM (M): The dragon turns and gives you a disgusted look.
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Gneensa (bugbear ranger): Nature check. 3.
DM (M): You can tell it’s a dragon.
Gneensa: ...
DM (M): ...
Gneensa: Danger horse!
DM (M): The dragon turns and gives you a disgusted look.
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DM (M): When suddenly a blue dragon appears in the sky!
Marijn (playing Hera): It’s Thomas the Tank Engine!
DM (M): After ten minutes of hard climbing, you reach the top of the cliff.
Rhi (playing Carmen): I’m buggered. I have terrible Athletics and Endurance.
Quinn (playing Gneensa): Me too. We’re terrible rangers.
DM (M): That’s wonderful, because at the top of the cliff...
Rhi: No!
DM (M): (gleefully) More frogs!
DM (M): Do the rest of you get on the boat?
Hera (drow swordmage): I can’t swim.
DM (A): ...That’s why we gave you a boat.
Quinn (playing Gneensa): So, I don’t speak Common since my character grew up in the Feywild. I’ve prepared a list of 40-odd words I know in Common.
DM (M): ...I approve of this and am looking forward to seeing how it plays out.
Gneensa (bugbear ranger): Ale. How much?
Barkeep: Two silver. So, you’re one of them freaks that fought the dragon, aren’t you?
Teedin (minotaur cleric): I don’t think we’re freaks.
Barkeep: I don’t say you’re a freak because you look like one or anything.
Teedin: Thanks.
Barkeep: It’s because you act like one.
Teedin: Oh.
DM (M): The mayor says “Come, we have much to discuss,” and goes into the large building at the edge of the square. It doesn’t look suspicious.
Hera (drow swordmage): Well, it sure sounds suspicious.
Carmen (elf ranger): Byeee.
DM (M): A guard scowls at you all. “The mayor gave you an order.”
Hera: I didn’t vote for him.
DM (M): He’s been mayor longer than you’ve been alive.
Hera: *scoffs* 52 years?
DM (M): Yeah.
Hera: Oh.