#macrocosmus

[e-102]

i wrote an obit for steve jobs instead of my book report and got an A

you’re the reason he didn’t come back to life on the third day.

[dragongirltitties]

hey do you wanna watch dune together, cutie? (flirting)

you mean dune (2021) cuz that movie slapped i would love to watch it again

[e-102]

hey before you obliterate me to atoms with your spirit bomb for my ketchup related predilection, I wanted to ask, what do you put on your french fries?

ranch, goodbye forever

[e-102]

following for your pronouns

you’re my most based follower

[dragongirltitties]

wait horny is an effect weed has? is that a thing???

i do not know how universal it is but for me its a solid 20%+ chance

[dragongirltitties]

/me puts whip cream on my finger and holds it out to see if someone comes along

i smell a trick... but also free whipped cream... 🤔🤔🤔🤔

[dragongirltitties]

consider tummy kisses

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i have considered and my determination is: very good

[dragongirltitties]

lets just pull the bandaid off! hi im the flirty anon, or at least one of them, who started talking on 4/20

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well i suppose at a minimum i should follow you back so i can like, passively see your interests :3