[Geno-Frisk met Madstabot who taught them to cuss (oops) - Visit my tumblr page to find more about Geno-Frisk]
This is a conversation between MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot) and yourself, (Geno) Frisk.
(Geno) Frisk: *stares in disbelief* This world... really has everything....
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): HEH, ONE COULD SAY I'M ONE OF DOC'S GREATES INVENTIONS
(Geno) Frisk: Oh. Uhm. Who is... Doc?
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): ALPHYS
(Geno) Frisk: OH! Of course. How could I forget dear Alphys. *carefully looking at Madstabot* Do you have... any cousins?
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): YEAH, BLOOKY, METTATON AND THE DUMMY IN THE RUINS
(Geno) Frisk: Oh, I see. What is it like being a robot?
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): IT'S GREAT
(Geno) Frisk: So... you could say you like your new robot life?
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): YES! BUT, HEH, IT MAY SEEM A BIT OF A STRETCH BUT... WHEN I WENT TO SEE MY LIL' COSUIN ON THE RUINS THEY WERE NOT THERE....
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): DID YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT?! DID YOU KILL THEM?!
(Geno) Frisk: Well, I can guarantee it was not me. But maybe a different Frisk. Or... Chara.... *looks to the side* But I can tell, you and I are not from the same place.
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): WHAT?!
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): DIFFERENT HUMANS?!
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): UGH THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE
(Geno) Frisk: Yeah, I haven't understood it myself yet. I've met two different Sans' too. And a different Mettaton.
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): DIFFERENT SANS'S?
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): YUP, WORSE AND WORSE
(Geno) Frisk: Haha. Yeah.. One was wearing strange clothes and he was not impressed with my presence. The other Sans reminded me of Papyrus! His company was very enjoyable. But I haven't met many people yet.
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): I JUST DESPISE THAT SKELETON SO MUCH AND THEN YOU TELL ME THERE ARE MULTIPLES OF HIM?
(Geno) Frisk: In theory, yes. I'm new to this whole.... alternate Universe thing, myself.
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): UGH THIS [Redacted] MOUNTAIN GETS WORSE AND WORSE
(Geno) Frisk: *gasps* did you just... cuss?
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): I [Redacted] DID
(Geno) Frisk: *gasps and again and smirks* Thats... cool!
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): HELL YEAH IT IS
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): IT'S SO [Redacted] AWESOME
(Geno) Frisk: *squees in glee* Cussing is so... bad... I don't think anyone has ever said cuss words in front of me!
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): HEH, IT'S BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A [Redacted]
(Geno) Frisk: *clutches chest lightly* Toriel never approved of cuss words. Could you teach me some?
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): WELL, THE TWO IMPORTANT ONES ARE [Redacted] AND [Redacted]
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): YOU CAN USE THEM ON SENTENCES LIKE "SOME OF A [Redacted]!" FOR BOTH WORDS
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): OR YOU MOTHER[Redacted] WORKS TOO
(Geno) Frisk: I... Think I might be missing something.
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): WHAT?
(Geno) Frisk: It doesn't come through on my side... Like.. it might be censored?
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): SERIOUSLY?! WOW, WAIT, DID ALPHYS...
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): OH NO
(Geno) Frisk: It's Alphys fault?!
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): I THINK SO
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): SHE MAY HAVE INSTALLED A CENSORSHIP CHIP ONTO ME
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): UGH
(Geno) Frisk: Oh, thank god. I was worried Toriel was having an effect one me *clutching chest lightly* Any idea how to.... remove the chip?
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): I THINK THERE IS A PANEL ON THE BACK OF MY HEAD WITH ALL MY CHIPS
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): BUT, I CAN'T REACH IT
(Geno) Frisk: I don't really... know how to tell chips apart... and most of my weapons... are pretty... big? I don't know if I could remove something so small... *looks at Madstabot carefully*
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): WELL, THEN I GUESS WE ARE FU[Redacted]
(Geno) Frisk: It... probably wouldn't come off by hand would it? Otherwise I doubt my abilities to... pry it off.. *looking at the back of Madstabot's head*
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): I'LL ASK ALPHYS TO REMOVE IT LATER
(Geno) Frisk: Oh that's unfortunate. I really wanted to learn cuss words. Could you spell them out? Maybe that would work? *tilts head curiously*
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): OH COURSE I CAN, F-U[REDACTED]
(Geno) Frisk: Hm.... That didn't work. I have heard of an "F- word" but....
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): MAYBE I CAN WRITE IT DOWN
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): DO YOU HAVE LIKE A NOTEBOOK AND A PEN OR SOMETHING
(Geno) Frisk: No. I don't have any items. *looks at the ground* Maybe we could.... write it in the dirt?
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE THIS IS NOT GOING TO WORK
(Geno) Frisk: *gasps loudly and stares at Madstabot in awe*
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): WHAT?
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): GOT A FUCKIN' PROBLEM WITH ME OR SOMETHING?
(Geno) Frisk: *giggles in glee, looking all excited*
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): HUMAN YOU'RE CONFUSING
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): I JUST FUCKING STARTED TALKING AND YOU'RE LIKE ALL EXCITED I DON'T SEE THE BIG FUCKING DEAL
(Geno) Frisk: Is the "F-word" a verb?
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): IT'S NOT A FUCKING VERB, WELL, DEPENDS ON THE SITUATION
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): BUT NOW, IT'S NOT A FUCKING VERB
(Geno) Frisk: But you can put "ing" at the end of it? *still staring in awe*
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): YEAH
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): DON'T TELL THAT GOAT LADY I TOLD YOU ALL THIS
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): OR ELSE SHE WON'T LET ME VISIT MY LIL' COUSIN
(Geno) Frisk: *smiles* Don't worry! Toriel can't do anything about it. At least... not my Toriel. And I haven't met any other Toriels.
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): WHY?!
(Geno) Frisk: Why? Why what? *tilts head confused*
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): WHY CAN'T SHE DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT?
(Geno) Frisk: Well... she doesn't really have a physical form anymore. And I'm not sure if she can comprehend what is going on around me either.
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): .... WHAT DID YOU DO?!
(Geno) Frisk: I absorbed her FUCKING SOUL! .... *pauses* I can see why you like the "F-word".
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): YOU DID WHAT?! OH YEAH THE F WORD IS ONE OF THE BEST WORDS
(Geno) Frisk: One of the best? What other ones are considered the best?? *looks at Madstabot excitedly*
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): WELL, THE THREE THAT I USE THE MOST ARE: FUCK, SHIT AND BITCH
(Geno) Frisk: *gasps* and "S-word" and a "B-word"?! Wow. Uhm. What do they mean?
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): HEH, NOTHING MUCH, BUT THEY CAN BE USED TO DESCRIBE THINGS LIKE
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): "YOUR FOOD IS SHIT" OR "YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A BITCH"
(Geno) Frisk: So... Bitch is for people... Shit is for ... objects?
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): SHIT CAN BE USED FOR BOTH PEOPLE AND OBJECTS
(Geno) Frisk: Oh how useful!
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): YUP, THOSE ARE MY THREE TOP WORDS
(Geno) Frisk: There are a lot more than three?
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): WELL, I THINK SO BUT I'M NOT QUITE SURE
(Geno) Frisk: There are so many cuss words that you don't even know them all?! Wow!! *stares at Madstabot in awe*
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): I LEARNT THEM IN THE DUMPSTER WHERE ALL THE HUMANS DROP THE TRASH
(Geno) Frisk: Oh I see. That makes sense. I don't make a habit of digging through the trash... but maybe I should? *pauses thoughtfully*
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): WELL, NOWADAYS THERE IS NOT MUCH GOOD TRASH
(Geno) Frisk: *nods thoughtfully* I see.... Well, if I meet another Toriel, I promise I won't tell her! She might get mad at you... or an alternate version of you... and that wouldn't be fair, now would it?
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): NAH, IT WOULDN'T
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): NOWADAYS IN THE TRASH THERE ARE JUST HARTS AND CHOCOLATES AND EUGH
(Geno) Frisk: I see... Because of Valentines day or something? I like chocolate, but I heard Chara really likes chocolate....
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): I THINK SO...
(Geno) Frisk: But Chara is a bitch... Did I use that correctly? I don't like Chara.
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): YEAH YOU DID IT RIGHT
(Geno) Frisk: *claps happily* I'm glad! I now know three cuss words! Toriel would be so mad at me.
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): HEH, AND MAD AT ME TOO
(Geno) Frisk: Do your cousins scold you for cussing?
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): METTA DOES IT A LOT, BUT I DON'T MIND
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): I'M THE OLDER ONE THOUGH SO HE CANNOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT
(Geno) Frisk: Wow! So, is it kind of like having siblings?
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): YEAH
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): THOUGH WE STILL TAKE CARE OF EACHOTHER
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): SO PLEASE... I JUST WANT TO ASK ONE FAVOR FROM YOU...
(Geno) Frisk: *tilts head* What is it?
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): PLEASE, DON'T HURT BLOOKY OR METTA... THEY MEAN A LOT TO ME...
(Geno) Frisk: *thoughtfully looks at the ground* Well... I can guarantee I won't hurt YOUR Blooky and Mettaton...
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): THAT'S FINE BY ME... DON'T HURT THE ONES I KNOW
(Geno) Frisk: Okay. Deal. I've only ever wanted the SOULs of monsters from MY Universe... I had to leave some behind... and with Ghosts... its a bit foggy... Although I really like monsters from other Universes, they aren't MINE. *smiles* So, I would never hurt them.
(Geno) Frisk: At least. Not intentionally.
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): THANKS...
(Geno) Frisk: Its funny, the Sans I met was much like you! He didn't mind that I had absorbed almost everyone's SOULs, as long as they weren't HIS friends. *tilts head thoughtfully* These universes are all so intriguing.
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): WELL, IT'S BECAUSE, I THINK THIS MAY BE THE ONLY "UNIVERSE" IN WHICH I'M A BOT
(Geno) Frisk: That's quite possible, in my Universe you were a dummy.
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): AND IF IT WASN'T FOR ME BECOMING A BOT, I'D OF NEVER APOLOGIZED TO BLOOKY AND METTA
(Geno) Frisk: Wow that's very deep! The last time I had seen you, you were very happy, because I had given you "purpose" or something? But its always best to be happy for yourself.
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): MEH, NEVER REALLY LIKED BEING A DUMMY ANYWAY
(Geno) Frisk: *giggles* Well, that's good then! I'm glad you have found something that makes you happy and that you can be with your cousins!
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): HEH, THANKS, YOU'RE ALSO NOT THAT BAD YOURSELF
(Geno) Frisk: Thank you! That's very nice! Besides one Sans, you are the first person to like me! Everyone else I met was mad at me... or not very impressed.
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): WHY?! YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING TO THIS UNIVERSE
(Geno) Frisk: Well.. Chara was mad at me for running away... Flowey was mad because I killed him... Some other people didn't seem to like me... I think I scared Mettaton EX.... But I didn't do anything to him, I swear!
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): HEH, HE GET'S SCARED PRETTY EASILY SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I'M SURE HE IS DOING JUST FINE, OR HE LOCKED HIMSELF IN HIS HOUSE AND SCREWED ME UP
(Geno) Frisk: *giggles* Well, I'm glad! But... I should probably get going. A long day ahead, other Universes to interact with... more cuss words to learn... (if you are interested, I have a tumblr and I wouldn't mind role playing again sometime, I even have a page for this AU of Frisk)
MADSTABOT (Mad Dummy robot): WELL, HAVE FUN HUMAN! REMEMBER TO VISIT ME WHEN YOU CAN! (Yeah my tumblr url is madstabot, though it's not an rp blog)
(Geno) Frisk: I would love to visit again! (Mine isn't an RP blog, but I made this version of Frisk to RP with. I'll message you and we could work something out to roleplay again sometime. I'm fox-pear! - Also, I've been posting and tagging my roleplays - I could tag you in this one when I post it - though it'll be a bit long, of course)
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