[Finger Guns]

【codi + they/them + charakin】 charakin 🍫

[prasejeebus]

Me: Drama….? I don’t know her. I stay away from unnecessary problems. 

Me: sees an opportunity to be petty

Me: 

[chickenstab]

seeing untagged nsfw on your dash

[ericjudysbeard-deactivated20220]

Working at LUSH: the saga

[vallymgrl]

I have had men some into a store I used to work at asking if “this hairspray will work on men” and when I said yes they said “but it’s purple”

[sailorlune]

My whole life!

[la-plus-heureuse]

A man walks into a store to buy shampoo. He walks down the hair care aisle and spots a pink shampoo bottle that promises to give you luscious locks. The man is determined, for his hair lacks luster. He asks the nearest store clerk, “Will this work for men? It’s pink, so I’m not sure.” The store clerk looks at the man, then at the shampoo. He shrugs his shoulders in ignorance. The man resolves to purchase the shampoo anyway.

After arriving at his humble abode, the man takes a shower with his new shampoo. He opens the bottle and tries to pour the soapy substance into his hand, but alas; the shampoo refuses to fall onto his manly skin.

The man crumples down in utter defeat, sobbing as the shower water softly cascades down his rippling shoulders. The shampoo will never work for him, for he is a man, and the shampoo he bought is unfortunately in a pink bottle. “I should have known,” he cries out in a whimper. “I should have known.”

[unclefather]

Remember those pens that you can change the color by pushing the different buttons well I want everyone to know that one time I pushed all the buttons (because everyone tried to do that once or twice) and they all went down and I broke the pen but I did what everyone said I couldn’t do and I believed in myself

[turntechxgnostic]

I did that too

[unclefather]

Well this post is about me and all my accomplishments not you and your lies

[adobekillustrator-deactivated20]

[charamel-dreemurr]

Happy Halloween losers. Hope yall are havin fun!! 🎃🍂

[charamel-dreemurr]

[charamel-dreemurr]

Yall i look like five fuckin years old in this selfie u gotta stop reblogging it

[charamel-dreemurr]

Chara: I will make you sorry you were ever born.

Alphys: Well, for your information, I'm already sorry I was ever born

[retrogamingblog]

Bulbasaur Planters

[jadeyarts]

i just idly thought about the idea of a computer downloading sexualities so i made a comic. i thought it was funny but it might not be

[wtftash-blog]

what a beautiful boy 

[thisblogisxtradead]

Frisky Business

[darktwinteeko]

When drawing fanart without a refrence.

[colorpulp]

drawing fanart with a reference

[the-one-chin-wonder]

Emoji Movie Prediction

theres gonna be another emoji getting kicked between the legs and someones gonna say “ooooh right in the eggplant”

[uhrair-blog]

my boyfriend talks in his sleep and I wish it was just cute gibberish but instead it’s TERRIFYING. so far, he has:

- grabbed me by the shoulder and put his hand over my mouth at 3am and pointed to the wall, whispering “do you see it? the barbed wire.” - woken me up and muttered “he’s here” while staring at my bedroom door - rolled over last night and said “you don’t know what’s out there. You don’t know what’s in the swamp.”

he’s taken like 20 years off my life.

[uhrair-blog]

on a less terrifying note, he once kissed me really gently and then said “have a great day at work baby” and pushed me onto the floor at 2am and immediately wrapped himself in all the covers

[charlesoberonn]

It’s been 1 year since Catch and Release premiered! (September 24th, 2015)

Happy redemption anniversary, Peridot!

[kmtarchive-deactivated20201028]

@ all the spambots who r following me: thank you, u might be empty and artificial but so is the flimsy validation i gain from seeing my follower count rise