@screwzara here they are twin
Fun fact, regardless of the story I’m writing, I always include what I call a “shenanigans page” filled with silly quotes or situations I think apply to my OCs
So… have a few shenanigans from Echoes of Starlight
*Mae and Casey flirting with each other yet again*
Leif: And you two are sure you're not dating?
Mae: 100%.
Casey: Of course not! Why would you think that?
Leif: I wonder why that possibility would even cross my mind, Casey. I fucking wonder.
Casey: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?
Mae: Can't relate.
Leif: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?
Leif: This bloodline ends with me.
Casey: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".
Casey: Heh, Rowan sneezes like a girl.
Rowan: How about I pound you like a boy?
Rowan: That didn’t come out right.
Leif: I know this isn’t going to end well and I don’t care. So don’t you try and stop me, Mae!
Mae: I wasn’t stopping you. I was asking if you had a spare camera so I can record this.
Casey: Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot Rowan is? Because Rowan is a straight-up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the Yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass.
Casey, at Starbucks: Can I get a Venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots?
Mae, in line behind him: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.
Mae: I prevented a murder today.
Rowan: Really? That’s amazing! How did you do that?
Mae: Self-control.
Leif: I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can’t take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth.
Casey: *slams down an absolute doorstopper of a tome* I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading.
Leif: This is light?!
Leif: You can de-escalate literally any situation by asking ‘Are we about to kiss?’
Leif: Doesn't work with getting out of speeding tickets, though.
Leif: Yum, thanks!
Kidnapper: *puts more tape over his mouth* I said stop eating it.
Rowan, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?
Leif: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.
Rowan: Ohhhh-
Mae: Both of you get out of this kitchen.
Mae: Do you see yourself as a glass half-full or glass half-empty kind of person?
Casey: Half-full, definitely.
Casey: Half-full and constantly rising.
Casey: Soon the water will escape its container and consume us all.
Leif: Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to fear how much they love me.
Leif: Hey Casey, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.
Rowan, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?
Leif: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Rowan!
Rowan: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
Mae: Yesterday, I overheard Casey saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Leif replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.
Casey: *pulls back the curtain while Rowan is showering*
Casey: Hey did we - stop screaming it’s me - did we run out of Cheerios?
Leif: What state do you live in?
Mae: I live in a state of constant anxiety.
Mae: Gods, give me patience.
Leif: I think you mean “Give me strength”?
Mae: If the gods gave me strength, you’d be dead.
Casey: So, I heard you like bad boys… I time travel in Animal Crossing.
Mae: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it’s so romantic. Two lovers on a date... one of them carrying a knife for some reason.
Okay…. That’s it for now, but I have so many more of these so I’ll do a part two later if anyone likes these
Also… artist moots… like if u wanted to draw any of these situations 👉👈 I wouldn’t mind…
And… send any and all questions you have in an ask if you wanna know anything abt my blorbos. Just no super general questions (they’re hard to answer)









