#mag 14

[dcartcorner]

piecemeal

[pathetic-and-drenched]

"I asked chat gpt-" nice work did you use your fingers? I thought you might want this

[the-heavenly-option]

watching tma and I've just finished mag 14. jon sending martin to the lady who takes your limbs or wtv the fuck she was doing had me cracking up. WHAT did that man do to you omg

[factual-entropy]

I once again ask why avatarblr posts are randomly showing up on my dashboard. Does the algorithm think I'm not human or something

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🧩 angies-list

One cup for me, one cup for the guests I haven't met yet ❤️

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🎄xxmmaass Follow

I'm rather done with people asking me whether I'm more organs or more gaslighting. You see, I'm gonna answer the former every time, because if I was the latter, I'd lie. Folks from my town are raised on lateral thinking puzzles, secondhand smoke, and roller coasters.

#serious post

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🕯 2xbt Follow

why this album be so falling titan coded?

🫧 hydro-jenn Follow

you picked

the ONE SONG

on the WHOLE ALBUM

that WASN'T falling titan coded

🛄 le-risque Follow

Jenn, you are my best friend, and I say this sincerely: you are this close to getting kung pow penised. My URL was literally taken from the song. It might have been able to pass as Lightless Flame-core if it didn't spend endless amounts of time being self-deprecating to the singer - the viewpoint is that if you're insignificant, you might as well do whatever the hell you want, since the world is so big and full of shit to do.

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🚪 the-new-door Follow

flat movable structure used to open and close an entrance

✝️ go-forth-and-die Follow

Did op just define what a door was

Did op have to highlight those letters individually

👁️ tfw-096 Follow

Mmm, nope. It didn't highlight them individually. As for question 1, yes, that is what a door is.

✝️ go-forth-and-die

Did tfw-096

just flip a fucking coin

👁️ tfw-096 Follow

Hm. Good point. Why don't you stop asking so many rhetorical questions and TRY GETTING ANY INFORMATION ON THE DOOR IN THIS ECONOMY

🌀 no1-willwoodfan Follow

the door

🔄 kurouzuch0 Follow

the door

♋️ lintball-is-gay Follow

the door

📓 xx-notgerardway-xx

and as expected the door simps flood the chat

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screw-the-artefαcts-deactivated0162907

literally shaking over my blorbo

🐺 00monsieurmangetout Follow

YOUR BLORBO IS DEAD, SASHA

YOU ARE THE BLORBO

📼 head-archivist Follow

This aged so poorly I can't even begin to put it into words.

[alyoshaeatsyoeyes]

Just went to a doctor, a bunch of jigsaw framed on the walls, Angela the Flesh lady reference?

[tma-wwk]

TMA What We Know -[14]- Piecemeal

pre-statement:

[none]

--STATEMENT--

-this guy's friend visited the magnus institute and they solved his non-supernatural problem, so it seems like if the institute correctly identifies non-supernatural causes of harm, they'll inform the statement givers how to handle them

-Angela: maybe does magic, likes jigsaw puzzles, could possibly kill people violently? Needs a stolen object from the target to do her spooky murder spell.

<- stolen item is a lighter with a picture of a topless woman on it. second lighter mentioned in the podcast, third if we count the lighters in statement #1

-some lag between giving the item to Angela and whenever the murder magic actually kicks in. over 3 weeks.

-Salesa mention!!!

-guy's missing fingers and limping. idk man I think your murder spell is working., maybe wait a few more days before you personally get stabbing

-guy had a glass eye too. and missing teeth,,, my man Im not having a good feeling about this. you shoulda waited this out. could you not be a little bit patient with your murder spell.

-statement giver's getting deliveries now. not even to his house,, the packages are straight up stalking him. box #1 contains severed finger. statement giver immediately loses a finger after that.

-box #2= 2 toes. you'll never guess what happens to out guy Lee.

-time skip. Lee's missing most of his. everything.

-tried to confront Angela about it and she just went 'it do be like that 🤷‍♀️' (specifically, "some hungers are too strong to be denied")

post-statement:

-after Lee gave his statement he got into an altercation with institute staff and lost his tongue in the process. as predicated by his daily delivery.

-Sasha got the arrest records, everything checks out

-Jon sent Martin to investigate Angela. Martin did an absolutely fantastic and diligent job (second time so far, first time was when he knew Polish)

-Tim tried to contact Lee, Lee's old landlord said Lee vanished. said no furniture in his flat, only hundreds of 'small cardboard boxes'

[vulto-cor-de-rosa]

I'm relistening to TMA and I totally forgot what a Dick Jon was, especially to Martin

"I sent Martin to look into this ‘Angela’ character – not that I want him to get chopped up, of course, but someone had to. Apparently, he spent three days looking into every woman named Angela in Bexley over the age of 50. He could not find anyone that matches the admittedly vague description given here, though he informs me that he had some very pleasant chats about jigsaws. Useless ass."

JONATHAN SIMS THAT IS YOUR BOYFRIEND YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

[generalb]

MAG 64 “Burial Rites” review:

Man, this was horrifying but not in a scary way if that makes sense. Mummifying an immortal gives me that same sensation of dread and disgust that I feel when looking at fictions like I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream.

What’s interesting about this episode aside from that is the smuggling business. I don’t remember the man’s name, but I full expected to see the return of that guy from the statements’ MAG 14, MAG 38, and I think a third one but I’m not sure. Ugh what was his name! He wasn’t involved anyhow. Sims would’ve mentioned something.

A decent episode. I’ll give it a 5 unrecorded tombs out of 10 criminal archaeologists, would teach again.

Statement ends.

Supplemental Review:

Go Girl Give Us Nothing! This may have been the worst supplemental I’ve ever heard. Basira is yelling at Sims about being suspected even though she was until just recently IMVESTIGATING HIM FOR MURDER and was using the tapes as an excuse/way to make him slip up. Fucking cops, I swear. Hell, we didn’t even get any new tapes! This episode in total was not a major banger. To tell you the truth I stopped liking the main character when she talked about how much she hates kids. I understand having distaste, but there’s no way to express that without sounding like an asshole. I guess she wasn’t caring about who listened in though, I guess. I feel bad for the kids she’s probably teaching, I bet her class SUCKS.

End supplemental.