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The guy from the MAG 16 "Arachnophobia" might lwk be me when I grow up and I need to change my plans apparently </3
Because I would like to live with someone but I know it's hard to find a person who'd do that for life while not being romantically involved with you (I'm begging life, give me a found family in the future) so since someone's gotta get rid of the spiders (not me, I have strong arachnophobia and can't even come near one, I'd rather die than touch that thing or touch something that touched it) I wanted to get a cat to eat them right
But Major Tom prolly didn't even eat that much of them and one day he up and left </3
So like, what can I do to do better than that guy? Get a bat? A bird? I'm not even counting guinea pigs even though I love them because they shouldn't eat other animals and I don't want my babies to get sick
TMA What We Know -[16]- Arachnophobia
pre-statement:
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--STATEMENT--
-the first line of the statement is "I hate spiders", and I'd like to think Jon put an extra sprinkling of his own vitriol into saying that.
-I feel obligated to point out that the statement giver who's being haunted by spiders owns a cat whose name is Major Tom. Now if we think really hard and really put our minds to it, maybe we can name another Magnus Archives cat whose name is a military rank.
-his building's infested with 'small silvery worms'
-supernaturally spooky spider? hasn't even done anything, it just looks creepy.
-spider he killed has resurrected itself. dunno how we know that this is the same spider, that's an absolutely wild claim to make. sure, my guy. spider resurrection.
-'hoisting me to my feet by unseen strings'..,,, spirder,, spider webs.,,
-unseen strings in question compel him to kill the spider
-most spooky thing so far is that his cat abandoned him. that's depressing
-guy suspects that the spider that's haunting him now is the same spider he accidentally killed as a kid
-"can you be haunted by the ghost of the spider that destroyed your childhood?" my guy this is the Haunted By The Ghost Of The Spider That Destroyed Your Childhood podcast
post-statement:
-Jon's really out here outright laughing at this guy and saying he needs to get some antipsychotics. Jon's really out here laughing. my guy. if I were YOU I'd be sobbing so hard right now and having the world's most violent panic attack. are you ok.
-Martin confirms the statement giver lived at the addresses he mentioned
-statement giver is dead. suffocated. found 'completely encased in web', so use your imagination for what could have suffocated him.
Me listening to tma for the first time
Jon: I would have asked Tim to follow up with Mr. Vittery himself, but he appears to have passed away
Me, an intellectuel: Tim died???
"damn, this guy think he's being haunted by GHOST SPIDERS. man, he needs to get mental help ig. anyway, a week after his supposed meeting with this ghost spider he choked on foreign organic material and died, and his body was encased in spider webs. damn, that's crazy. probably unrelated though. definitely just some crazy person lol."
Mr. Sims, you know I love you...but are we hearing ourselves as we speak right now??
My friends were talking about going cave diving sometime (and I was obviously thinking about Lost Johns’ Cave).
But then,
Completely unprompted,
The conversation shifts from this to how sometimes you see a spider in your home and just Know is the same one you saw some days ago.
And at that my mind just stopped because:
What are the chances of two consecutive topics being EXACTLY two consecutive TMA statements?
(Because I’m the only one who’s listened to TMA, and I wasn’t even talking)
“average person eats 3 ghost spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 ghost spiders per year. Carlos Vittery, who choked to death on 10,000 spiders, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Started listening to the magnus archives with a friend!! I’m really enjoying it even if it makes my skin crawl lol! I drew a couple traditional pieces based off MAG 16 and 26!!