#mag14

[drawoftheeye]

Season 1 Magnus has some real bangers. Autistic anatomy students, the pure poetry of Hive, that one guy who got cursed by a flesh avatar…

[gristlebloom-orchid]

Rating Flesh statement givers

Keiran Woodward 15/20 he's chill, like him Lee Rentoul 16/20 Sick fuck, I like the energy (minus one because he was mean to Angela and Angela is neat) Sebastian Adekoya 20/20 MY BELOVED SEBASTIAN PLEASE BE IN TMP I WANT YOU TO BE THERE SO BADLY Christof Rudenko 1/20 I would give you a zero by how much of an asshole you are but your name rolls off the tongue nicely. Be happy you have 1. David Laylow 18/20 You're great, love your view on life, I like you very much, hope you recover well from your encounter dude Gregory Pryor 14/20 Yes, but why you gotta describe poor Hector like that Mrs.Carlisle 19.5/20 I need to know your name PLEASE YOU'RE SO BADASS (minus 0.5 is for lack of a first name Jonny give us the name of Mrs.Carlisle I need to know) Craig "Greg Goodball" Goodall 16/20 Craig "I didn't want my last thought on Earth to be lowkey racist" Goodall (this line fucking killed me)(and it's ironic.) Ross Davenport 25/20 MY BLORBO YOU NEED SOME THERAPY I'D BE WILLING TO PAY I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY Dylan Anderson 12/20 Take care of your pigs well, love them, please. Kind of forgettable tho, not the statement, just you Mikaele Salesa 13/20 JONNY STOP WITH THE MICHEALS how do you even write his name (also I used to think he was a girl) Lucia Wright 15/20 girl you recorded a statement about meat on my birthday/pos ALSO GNOSTISM??? THAT'S FUCKING INTERESTING Jared Hopworth x2 19/20 Dude I like you but WHY DID YOU KILL YOUR BEST FRIEND if you denied your internalized homophobia you could've dated also you have 7 hands and that's canon now (Alex said it) also what do you look like for your creator and VA to go NUTS about you Bonus - Reese "Gristlebloom Orchid" [No last name] - 30/20 ANOTHER BLORBO WHY ARE MY BLORBOS DYSPHORIC BODYBUILDERS BUT I LOVE THEM (also ft him getting me a cool user) Bonus - Tyler 19/20 I just think he's meat. I mean neat.

[xxspacevampirexx]

So I’ve been re-listening to The Magnus Archives (again) and at the end of Piecemeal (MAG 14) I noticed something

Jon, who are you to judge a joke about loose tongues, when you literally call it tasteless ??

Hypocrite

[thewrongshop]

[ID: an excerpt of the transcript from mag14: Piecemeal. It reads, “I don’t have much time. I got a box this morning, a few hours before I came here. It was a tongue. ARCHIVIST: Statement ends. It doesn’t look like this case was ever properly followed up. According to the supplementary notes, shortly after making this statement, Mr. Rentoul became violent towards Institute staff and in the ensuing incident there was… an accident. No details are given, but it apparently required Mr. Rentoul’s hospitalization. (Highlighted text) I’m reminded of a somewhat tasteless joke about loose tongues. (End highlight) He did not return to the Institute afterwards, and his statement was archived.” End ID]

He can try to hide it with dry delivery all he wants but Jon is literally the funniest person on the planet

[plumpitlouder]

“I sent Martin to look into this ‘Angela’ character – not that I want him to get chopped up, of course, but someone had to. Apparently, he spent three days looking into every woman named Angela in Bexley over the age of 50. He could not find anyone that matches the admittedly vague description given here, though he informs me that he had some very pleasant chats about jigsaws. Useless ass.”

AU where everything is the same except the archive assistants have to wear the Totally Spies outfits at all times.

[dani-r]

"Oh god, Angela! Ha! She’s still about, you know? Lording it over a nasty little Flesh domain." 

 A quick warm up ft that nice jigsaw enthusiast lady, Angela, from Mag 14 "Piecemeal"

--- Bonus, a little Martin listening about the art of putting pieces apart and together (just jigsaw puzzles talk, really...)

[mugirmu]

man the sound design and jonny sims' performance in this episode is so goooood

[faranae]

So guess what I’m finally listening to?

As per usual when I’m consuming a new piece of media, I’ll be filtering them under a tag (#TMAFara in this case) just in case folks don’t necessarily want to listen to me rambling on, as well as tagging what episode I’m on in each post.

Seems this is going to be a wild ride. I’m already practically vibrating with intrigue when familiar names pop up in more than one account. It didn’t seem it at first, but there is most definitely some sort of overarching plot-line here. 

Consider me invested.

Also I don’t know what Sims’ beef is with Martin but leave the boy alone I’m sure he’s doing his best m’dude.  

Recording ends.