Cheers Motherfuckers
Maribat
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“Guys, I accidentally poisoned someone’s drink but then everything got mixed up and now I don’t know who has it.” Jason suddenly stands up at dinner.
“What! How do you ACCIDENTALLY poison a drink?” Dick yells.
“With the way this dinner is going, I hope it’s mine.” Damian simply states.
Tim and Marinette look at each other before picking up their glass. “Cheers Motherfuckers!” They yell in unison before chugging their drinks and reach for everyone elses.
No one paid attention to Cass, who silently passes a vial of poison to Bruce with a frown on her face from being caught.
It would’ve killed them. She signed. Just knocked them out for a while.
Her adoptive father just shook his head and sighed in disappointment.
“NONE OF THESE ARE POISONED!” Marinette shouted.
“WHY AM I STILL ALIVE!” Shouted Tim at the same time.
Bruce had to suppress a groan.
What bus full of nuns and orphans did I rob in my past life to deserve this.
But despite everything, Bruce knew he wouldn’t trade his family for anything.
