PLOT RELEVANT DIGRESSION 2 (MAIN PLOT CONTINUATION THREAD)
princess: i gotta say having you move in here was a really great idea. i cant believe i never asked my old maid to do this
new maid: isnt it fun?? you get to meet all my stuffies!
princess: i do like your stuffies [holding up a bear] whats this ones name
new maid: harold!
princess: hi harold, im the princess
new maid: harold says hi, your majesty
princess: [giggling softly] thank you harold.. you have a lotta stuff ive noticed
new maid: ...do you want me to take it down?
princess: no not at all, its adorable, its just like. idk ive always had this room pretty sparsely decorated
new maid: why's that, your highness?
princess: i dunno. i guess i dont like that many things. all i have is my bookshelf and my vanity. and like. this guy i guess [holding up a raggedy wolf plush from under her bed]
new maid: whats his name?
princess: muffins. ive had him since i was 4
new maid: princess.. that is so beautiful.. i am so glad you shared that with me... [a single tear forming in her eye]
princess: yeah i used to beat the shit out of him and suck on his ear til it came off. one time i peed on him just to see whatd happen and then i slammed him against the wall and got pee everywhere. and my dad was pissed and the maids had to do like double work to clean it up
new maid: hhaha.. that is also quite.. beautiful, your highness...
princess: he was basically my only friend. other than uh. i dont need to talk about her. so what do you wanna do today bestie
new maid: aa.. awh.. you called me.. sniff.. um.. i was thinking we could watch cartoons together!!!
princess: oh cool. the only thing i watch is yuri hentai
new maid: you masturbate a lot, huh, your highness?
princess: girl i am the loneliest person you'll ever meet
new maid: not anymore!!! now i can keep you company!!!
princess: i guess that's true
new maid: itll be like every night is a sleepover!!!!
princess: i did really like that sleepover..
new maid: ooohh.. do you wanna braid each others hair?
princess: ive never done that before
new maid: WHAT?! you have so much to catch up on, your highness!!!
princess: [smiling softly] i guess i do. i guess i do..