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not etho confessing that he watches joel's hardcore videos daily and still saying joel's the one with obsession

those two are grian and mumbo levels of weird about each other just in a different way

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this is a lovepost for all the mcyt archivists out there, y'all are doing god's work and i love you

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mumbo referring to his base on hc10 as a "childhood home" should not be fucking me up as much as it is

like. his first ever hermitcraft episode was titled "welcome home". it took him 10+ years to build himself a proper place to live within his base. he's calling it a childhood home and he joined hermitcraft when he was a teenager and and and. you get it

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no bc here's the thing, right. here's the thing. cleo rides through the nether for four days straight to get home. and bdubs is there to greet her, because it's bdubs. and tango's there, bc he and bdubs are getting along. and skizz is there, bc wherever tango goes, skizz is bound to follow.

except, it's skizz. so naturally, cleo panics.

it wouldn't seem natural to the untrained eye. cleo's been having a great time in exile, haven't they? hell, she's been having such a good time that cub decided to exile himself to put an end to that.

only, if cleo was actually having a good time, then why would their first response to skizz be panic?

idk i'm exploding too hard to put it into words rn but it is such a fascinating insight into cleo as a character to panic about skizz being part of her welcoming party

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i am so incredibly normal about etho asking gem if joel's treating her well the same way he asked bdubs if he was happy with impulse in double life. tuff guy my ass etho

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look i knew that ppl were making jokes in hc5 abt doc "cheating on" bdubs with ren but i honest-to-god did not expect doc's immediate defense to be "no one was around and i was desperate." like he legit cheated on bdubs. and now he and ren are happily married. god the relationship drama in hermitcraft is fucking hilarious /vpos

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it's called the satellite of love bc they love each other

theolddivorcedzukka on tumblr // seasons 2-5 theme song // experiment 211: first spaceship on venus // experiment 316: gamera vs zigra // experiment 419: the rebel set // experiment 507: i accuse my parents // experiment 512: mitchell // experiment 615: kitten with a whip // mystery science theater 3000: the movie // experiment 821: time chasers // experiment 903: pumaman // experiment 904: werewolf // experiment 1001: soultaker // experiment 1013: diabolik // experiment 1113: il natale che quasi non fu // experiment 1114: at the earth's core // dirtymst3kconfessions on tumblr // promo photo for the 30th anniversary tour // 30th anniversary tour // experiment 1201: mac and me // time bubble tour // experiment 1304: munchie // experiment 1310: hg wells' the shape of things to come // experiment 1313: the christmas dragon

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kevin murphy you goddamn icon