#make bad jokes

[can-of-w0rmz]

Ok man I’m feeling so fucking nauseous rn and I fully was having a conversation with my mum where I was just straight up like “listen I have been constantly sick for at least nine months, this can’t be normal” and she agreed and was like “oh yeah it’s like it’s never-ending for you that is while strange” and I think by this point I really really should probably see a doctor and before the great groupchat collapse of 2023, most of my friends were telling me the same thing months ago.

Ah, one little issue though – doctor scary (I am sixteen years old and have not been to a doctor since I was a kid.)

[sugaraki-tenko]

Do you know how “cringey” every one of us would seem if people could see every moment of our daily lives? Sometimes “cringe” is just genuine human behavior. If people want to take issue with you for being a real person that’s on them

[zennagreenwitch]

I’m like if your dad was a woman in his thirties

[taviisii]

painting is pain(t)ful

[polywoggiest]

When someone is anxious/scared/sad I turn into the Ultimate Strong Parent

[whatisthiswitchcraft]

my purpose on the internet: look at pictures of flowers/the sky/ocean, bother sleepnoises as much as humanly possible, ???, get too emo around midnight

[kaileighmarie]

Could you give me advice on how girls want to be talked to?