Oct 14, 2024
Yang: Just so you know, Vomit Boy, I like it ROUGH~!
Jaune: Y-You like rutt ruff?
Yang: SNRK!
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Yang: Just so you know, Vomit Boy, I like it ROUGH~!
Jaune: Y-You like rutt ruff?
Yang: SNRK!
Matter of fact, you guys need to watch more of this Christmas shit.
BUT BE WARNED it is kinda inappropriate.
The link to the sfw video will be here, along with the link to the entire video you can find on YouTube.
Jaune: (Unconscious)
Ruby: Oh my god... JAUNE!
Nora: His body's still warm~.
Weiss: We can still perform CPR!
Nora: Oh, yeah, that's- That's totally what I meant.
Ruby: So... What do you think of Yang?
Weiss: She has big... personality.
Ruby: Aw, don't be jealous Weiss! I'm sure she can teach you how to grow a big personality, too!
Jaune: So, there I was... Staring off into the distance...
Jaune: I didn't know what I was gonna do next...
Yang: You're a side-character!
Jaune: H-Hey! Shut up!
Yang: You're a side-character! No one wants to hear your shitty monologues!
Jaune: ...Anyways...
Jaune: The years after graduating were some of the best years of my life. I had all of my best friends... Until... They're all gone... It's just me...
Oscar: What... What happened to them?
Yang: Bro, we're literally 5! We graduated PRE-SCHOOL! That's what happened!
Papa Arc: Jaune, get the cart, but don't make it look weird.
Jaune: Uh... O-Okay...
Jaune: Should I get the little one, or-
Papa Arc: The big one, Jaune. For the love of- What the hell are you doing?
Jaune: I'm- I'm pushing it.
Papa Arc: Don't move it like that! You'll give the hos the ick! (Lifts and carries cart)
Cinder: Make sure you get everything, Mercury~.
Mercury: Uh, there's no film in the camera, boss.
Cinder: What? What did you just say to me, you little bitch?
Mercury: No film... boss.
Cinder: YOU... STUPID... IMPUDENT-
Mercury: Hey- Hey! Don't hit me like that!
Cinder: (Punching) Mercury, you fool!
Ruby: You... You did this...
Cinder: Yes! I was behind it all along~! Months of planning leading to this momen- YOU EVEN LEFT THE LENS CAP ON, YOU FOOOOOL! (Resumes punching)
Ruby: Bring her back! Bring! Her! Back~!
Ruby: I want her back for myself~!
Cinder: Oh, that's good! Step- Step back a little bit. Lens cap off this time... Alright! Now, get this Mercury...
Ruby: H-Huh?
Cinder: Say it again, please. This time into the camera.
Ruby: I... I was just saying I want-
Cinder: WITH EMOTION!
Ruby: I just- I just want... I want my Penny back~! I just...
Cinder: CUT! I don't know... Maybe cry, y'know? A little tear coming out?
Mercury: Hey, boss, I got some pretty good photos if you wanna see 'em.
Cinder: Photos...?
Cinder: YOU SHOULD BE RECORDING, MERCURY! (Punching) WHY?! WHY MUST YOU FAIL ME SO OFTEN?!
Cinder: Do you even know what record means?!
Mercury: Yeah, it's when you take 30 photos a second, boss. That's what I've been doing!
Cinder: ...You are going in the kennel when this is over.
Mercury: Oh god...
Ruby: Dad~!
Taiyang: (Hugs Ruby) Hey, kiddo!
Ruby: Wow, Dad! Did your boobs get bigger, too? Because mine did!
Taiyang: ...