#papa arc

[spahhzy]

Papa Arc: Do you like my son?

Weiss: Yeah, he is a very handsome guy but...why is he for sale on Ebay?

Jaune: Oh no...

Weiss: How are-how is that-wait how are you shipping him for free?

Jaune: Dad...not again!

Weiss: How does he have two five star fucking ratings!?

*deactive user: InvincibleGoddess*

*deactive user: Robocop*

Weiss: This makes no sense how are you selling multiple Jaunes and how can I buy them all!?

[rwac96]

Rwby, Stungknight

at the arc household living area, mama arc and kali sat next to each other sipping tea, in front of them a very pregnant yang and blake with jaune in the middle, the three looked nervous, while papa arc, ghira and tai are outback grilling.

mama arc : "a single pill did this, may i ask where did you get this said pill?"

Kali : *Smirking behind her cup* "please do tell"

Yang: *exhales* "Admittedly, I got it from the bazarr. That merchant looked kinda knowledgable."

Blake: *embarrassed* "I really should've asked where you even got it, Yang. Stuff like this made me forget that you're a country girl from Patch."

Jaune: *rubs the back of his neck* "Uh, Blake, country boy here." *sheepish chuckle*

Mama Arc: "My Lords! You should never take medicine from bazarrs! Especially people making extreme claims!"

Kali: *lowers her tea* "Perhaps, but we're going to be grandmothers."

Blake: *blushes* "MOM!"

Yang: "C'mon, KitKat. Your Mom's lookin' on the bright side." *exhales sadly* "Wished my egg donor even bothered showing up."

Jaune: *sniffs the air* "I wonder if Dad and the others are done grilling?"

Blake: *drools* "Gods, I can smell the grilled shrimp and dressing from outside."

---OUTSIDE---

Papa Arc: *looks at the shrimp* "Dressing-covered grilled shrimp?"

Ghira: *picking up the shrimp with tongs* "If Blake's pregnancy is anything like Kali's, the cravings will be."

Taiyang: *holding marshmallows over the heat* "Guy's got a point. Always be prepared."

[superiorsturgeon]

How Pyrrha Gained Mama Arc’s Respect:

Arc Family: *gathered in waiting room*

Jaune: *steps out of hospital room* Everyone, the twins are here! Come see!

Arc Family: *pile into hospital room where Pyrrha is tiredly cradling tiny Arkos twins*

Jaune: *sits on bed beside Pyrrha* Everyone, meet Jamie and Jessica Nikos-Arc! 😁

Arc Sisters: *excited cooing* 😍

Papa Arc: *proudly puts a hand on his son’s shoulder* You did good, kid. 😌

Jaune: Yeah…! It took a long time…

Pyrrha: …but now our precious children are finally here…! 🥰

Mama Arc: *stepping forward* Let me hold my newest grandbabies! 🤩

Pyrrha:

Papa Arc: GAH!!! 😨

Arc Sisters: AAAAAAHHHH!!!! 😭

Jaune: *falls off the bed* 🫨

Pyrrha: *clutching her children close* 😤

Mama Arc: *nods in approval* …Pyrrha, dear, I believe you are going to be an EXCELLENT mother! Just call me if you need anything! 😌

Pyrrha: 😕 ?

[reashot]

Happy Birthday Ya Loser. (Feat. Shota Jaune)

Shota Jaune: *sniffs*

Why is no one coming to my birthday party?

We even have pizza and everything.

D-do everyone hate me?

Is that why no one came?

Mama Arc: What? No! No! Of course not.

I bet they're just late that's all.

Papa Arc: We've been waiting for four hours. If they would come. They would come already.

I'm sorry boy but I think you're right the first time. I think they probably do hate your guts.

Shota Jaune: Wahhhh!!!!

They all hate me!

Mama Arc: Dear!

Papa Arc: What!

Oh No Jaune is all alone on his birthday. Quick someone wishes him a happy birthday.

[howlingday]

Meeting the Parents

Jaune: You ready to eat? Mom and Dad probably think we're avoiding them. And, again, I really appreciate you doing this with me; they're excited to meet you.

Yang: No problem, Jaune! Besides, how bad could it be?

Jaune: ...

Yang: ...What? What did I say?

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Papa Arc: ...

Yang: ...

Jaune: ...

Mama Arc: ...

Papa Arc: So, Yang... What is it your mother does again?

Yang: Uh, wel....

Jaune: Dad!

Papa Arc: What?

Mama Arc: Nicholas! We've been over this! Her mother is the psychopath murdering and pillaging innocent people in Mistral! THE BANDIT QUEEN! Heavens only know the kind of pressure that puts on her to fight off your own family like that! It's likely not her favorite dinner conversation, you fucking dickhead!

Jaune: Mom! Stop!

Papa Arc: No, no, it's fine. Your mother is right. I was just trying to make conversation and I... I wasn't thinking clearly. I'm very sorry, Yang.

Yang: It's fine. Really.

Jaune: Ugh... Why do you let this happen?

Mama Arc: LET?! Nobody "lets" me do anything! This is MY house! I-

Jaune: ...

Mama Arc: Oh... Erm... Nevermind...

Yang: ...So, uh... Mrs. Arc... you like... food?

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Yang: Is it really okay to just... leave them to clean up?

Mama Arc: They're boys, Yang. If you don't put your foot down, they walk all over you. Drink?

Yang: No, I'm good. What did you want to talk to me about?

Mama Arc: I wanted to thank you. I know my little boy isn't my little boy anymore. I remember catching him with the neighbor's daughter once. She's moved to Vacuo since then. He even invited her to dinner. Didn't bother to tell either one of us. Still, I appreciate you taking the chance on him since, well, you're not his first.

Mama Arc: He never really understood the importance of male virginity to women like us. A woman likes to feel like she's the one in power, with control, and using that to guide and mold men into becoming better. We want to be teachers, to be more in the know. It's hard to do if there's nothing to teach, right? Nicholas was a virgin when we met, thank goodness. You can always tell when you're with a virgin. They just act... differently than the others. Think differently. No bravado or confidence. The predator turned to prey.

Mama Arc: I don't know if I could bear to be married to a man I hadn't deflowered myself. If things had been different. I don't like being second, or third, or last unless I'm the only one. It's good of you to see past my son's flaws. It's respectable; it shows character. Of course, it's not exactly a bad thing, either, if a man knows a thing or two, am I right~? So there's ups and downs... and ups and downs, if you know what I mean~.

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Yang: O.O

Jaune: (Walks in) I warned you dinner would be terrible. What did you and Mom talk about, anyways? You guys were outside for, like, over an hour.

Yang: Nothing important.

[moistmailman]

Jaune, on his phone: I'm starting to think you don't believe me.

Mama Arc, skeptical: Of course I believe you sweetie, and I'm proud that you managed to finally get a girlfriend.

Jaune: Okay, first of all I don't like how you said "finally" and second of all, she's real!

Mama Arc: And I believe you. I'm not saying you're a liar.

Jaune: You're terrible at lying! You don't think she's real.

Mama Arc: I never said that......but what's her name?

Jaune: Pyrrha Nikos.

Mama Arc:......the famous athlete?

Jaune: Yes

Mama Arc:.......you do realize I will still love you even if you don't have a girlfriend, right?

Jaune: I'M NOT LYING!

Papa Arc, muffled through the phone: What are you guys talking about?

Mama Arc, muffled: Jaune said he got a girlfriend

Jaune: JUST SAY I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! YOU DIDNT NEED TO ADD "I SAID" AS IF ITS UP FOR DEBATE!

Papa Arc, muffled: That's my boy! I knew he could do it! What's her name?

Mama Arc, muffled: It's Pyrrha Nikos.

Papa Arc, muffled:.......tell him there's no shame in not having a girlfriend yet.

Jaune: I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS STILL!

[dragon-razor-writings]

Mama Arc: *dressed in full crusader gear, wielding a Charge Blade, and looking like she's about to burn someone alive, with Powerwolf playing from... somewhere*

S/O, watching this: "...So, I have to fight her-"

Jaune, also watching his mother sharpening her weapon: "For her approval, yes."

Papa Arc: "Alright, EMS is now on standby."

S/O: "...Say, you have any advice for me?"

Papa Arc: "Make peace with whatever god you believe in."

[notmaplemable]

Grip

Papa Arc: Ah, you must be the little Rose after my son's heart. It's a pleasure to finally meet you. *Sticks out his hand to shake Ruby's*

Ruby: N-Nice to meet you t-too! *Shakes his hand*

Papa Arc: Huh, you have a nice firm handshake. I would expect nothing less from a huntress of your caliber.

Ruby: Oh, uhhh

Ruby: *Thought* Quick Ruby, say something cool to impress him!

Ruby: Thank you. I try to... grip things firmly.

Papa Arc: I'm sure my wife will be happy to hear that.