How to talk to short people (feat. Improbable Pirate Lesbians)
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How to talk to short people (feat. Improbable Pirate Lesbians)
maladot is good
An “L” bomb was regrettably dropped
Welcome to this queer green hell, folks, we’re bringin’ it back!
It’s 2019 and I got about 9000 MalaDot AUs
Random Maladot thought: imagine Malachite feeling really uncomfortable and/or conflicted around the Crystal Gems and Peridot gaining her trust and talking the issue out, growing more and more comfortable/trusting towards each other and eventually becoming accustomed to each other’s company and spending a lot of time together (possibly with increasingly higher degrees of affection).
Bonus: one day Mala even starts purring while they’re nuzzling together and lil Peri almost has a stroke.
Can´t resist anymore [x]
i dont have a size difference kink
I DONT HAVE A SIZE DIFFERENCE KINK