okay #myrook. his name is malcolm (lol) and i'm going to make him suck as much as possible. the short version of his backstory is that the shadow dragons love him because he's a well-spoken centrist. he's like if lord henry and dorian gray had a baby and then abandoned it. he visited antiva with varric and it changed his life because the brothels were cheaper there, so now antivan culture is to him what ancient greece is to a misinformed and closeted 15 year old. he's 24 but thinks he still looks 19 because he does fantasy botox.








