#pjo headcanons

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The episode sleepytime from bluey would break Camp Half-Blood

I mean any episode would because they dont got parents but Sleepytime especially

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Hades sleeps like a corpse.

Maria, Bianca and Nico move around a lot in their sleep.

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My joke theory is that young demigods are instinctually feral and kinda crazy as a survival thing and they're supposed to mellow out as they get older.

My only evidence is Harley and Nico sorta

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Favorite hc rn is that Lou Ellen's dad and Claymore were college roommates and hated each other

Lou's dad did Folklore and Claymore I believe canonically did Thanatology

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'Crybaby, cry, baby cryyyyy' — or however that one song goes.

Titanomachy Hades and Kronos :D

Hades is a tall child to me. Canonically Kronos was around 9ft tall (Source: Percy's Greek gods), so my Hades is around 8ft. Much too tall for a god and just under the shortest titan (it'd be really fucking funny if he outgrew Kronos at one point). Always sticking out

My titanomachy Kronides are all aged down to parallel the demigods so Hades is 16. Here, he is meeting his dad face to face for the very first time since his devouring! Yay

Kronos takes pleasure in knowing these abominations fear him.

Light mode:

Close up of Hades crying cus I like his rendering and cute little face

@somedudewithacat @random-indian-girl @king-of-the-underworld-13 @freezer-bride-your-sweet-divine @meepmoopmaap @kittenscookie

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Nico: so what have you been up to in Elysium?

My Bianca: Oh nothing cool

Behind her: three battered paintball guns, theatre awards, a thyrsus (for winning a turf war for the Dionysus kids), several crowns of varying materials, Timoteo di Angelo, several art projects, very dented armour, varying stage and theatre outfits, fighting medals, a harp, a trident, a guitar, a custom engraved lyre (gift from the Apollo kids).....

Nico:...right.

Bianca: Oh wait!

Bianca: I picked up baking.

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My Bianca has no fucking clue what to do with her afterlife so she's just been bouncing between hobbies and lifestyles. Also she found Timoteo (uncle oc), he's there too ig.

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My headcanons about Titanomachy Poseidon!!!

— A hunter in the literal sense of the word: if he is not participating in battles or with his family, you will find him in the forest either hunting or with a group of animals that includes wolves, snakes, deer, and several birds.

— He genuinely cannot decide what god he wants to become and half-believes in their victory (he has serious problems with self-esteem and the value of everything related to himself)

— from being a god of childbirth/parenthood and protector of the little ones, to hunting and boyhood. If they survive, he is seriously considering the option of simply marrying one of his brothers.

— Absolutely insane regarding his attitude toward his own body... Going into battle when half your head has been blown off? Easy! He has lost the most limbs and sustained the most injuries among his brothers and sisters. He also has the strongest regeneration among them, and he has genuinely sacrificed parts of his body for them — libations using ichor and burning pieces of his own body as sacrificial meat.

— A creepy dynamic with all of his uncles (truly creepy in the sense of "don't touch me, I'd rather die than have you see me"). It was his one-on-one encounter with Hyperion when he was in a vulnerable state that forced him, for the first time, to take control of the ichor and tear the Titan apart from the inside.

— He is extremely well-versed in drugs; he can manufacture them, knows what each is used for, and constantly uses them himself for interrogations, as well as in combat.

— He is actually a forced Polyarmist; he masters not only the trident but also spears, bows, daggers, and dozens of other types of weapons (during battle, he simply picked up dropped weapons and continued to fight).

— One of Zeus's primary guardians (he takes care of him like an older brother, and they actually have a rather tense dynamic).

— A prophetic gift. It is too terrifying and powerful... He can barely control it and suffers from it himself.

— Strong suicidal tendencies and a complete lack of value toward his own life because he is the reincarnation of another more ancient chthonic god (Hello Posedao!), and his life is too horrific right now.

— hides in Hades' cloak when he is scared, or he just wants comfort, or simply to get a good sleep. Hades' cloak essentially consists of shadows, and beneath it, there is actually an almost infinite space. He loves being there. He actually wouldn't come out of there if he had a choice.

— hair tied only at the ends with worn fabric (the ribbons are made from an Hades baby blanket)

Yeeeeee

fun fact, according to Pausanias he did have control over Delphi with Gaia before Apollo so him having prophecy does make sense

At this point I think Hades' (or any of the Kronides') blanket is just rags, they have been through hell and Kronos' stomach😭

Also I love the idea of Hades' cloak being an infinite and comforting place

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I hc that the Kronides had a system in Kronos' stomach that whoever was before would take care of the next person in the birth order.

And uhh....

Hestia does not follow that rule. Theyre all her babies.

Demeter was at first pleased she got a two for one deal on babies because Hera and Hades are only a few months apart, but now she is annoyed by to dislikes both of them and wants a refund.

Hera and Hades were lowkey annoyed that they had to share with each other, so maybe thats why Poseidon's like that😭 Like Demeter, they want to get rid of him now and keep playing hot potato about who's problem he is. (Which is funny cus i hc Oceanus and Tethys fostering him alongside Hera so technically they dont need to do this no more)

And no one told Poseidon that A. People could be younger than him and B. They didnt have to continue that system outside of the stomach so Zeus got snatched up real quick (dw he was chill with it)