#pjo headcanons

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Nico: Mickey is a nickname and nicknames are for friends. And Michael Mouse is no friend of mine.

Nico: Oswald, however is my friend.

Will: Isn't his full name Oswald?

Nico: No it's Oswald the Lucky Rabbit

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Oswald was a Disney character created in 1927 and starred in several short films until 1938. The Mouse was made in 1928 to replace Oswald. So it is possible for Nico to know of both.

I also find it funny if Nico is a diehard Oswald fan.

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Kronos: *wakes up in the middle of the night* Darling?

Rhea, at the foot of the bed, very clearly holding a just born Hades and trying to sneak away: ...

Rhea, also emotionally drained and willing to do anything atp: Goooo back to sleepppp...this is all a dreammmm~

Kronos: ?????

[gay-mormon-wizard]

taylor swift in that one interview saying that if she got to pick one superpower it'd be healing people makes sooooooo much sense if you consider her a child of apollo who got all the musical and archery abilities but none of the healing abilities

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firm believer that nico di angelo dropped the skinny jeans a long time ago and picked up the bootcuts

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Katie: Now my powers from the Erinyes epithet should be connected to the Lusia epithet. As its what Demeter became after she cleansed herself from the miasma of her grief.

Katie: But I dont know if that means if I purify myself with a bath, itd neutralize my powers like weed killer, or heal me like with Percy and water?

Travis: So theres a chance you can take down a Demeter kid with holy water?

Katie: Meg's not from that epithet, nice try. But....I could ask my patrons (Hades and Persephone), theyd know more about this than I do, though it'd be hard to get in contact in this season.

Meg: You cant get rid of me.

Lesterpollo, also the god of knowledge: Would holy water even work as its from a different mythos? Would you need to bathe in it entirely or would just a splash work? I think we should run tests.

Travis: ....You want to throw holy water at my girlfriend to see if it messes her up.

Lesterpollo: For the pursuit of knowledge— if she's willing of course.

Katie:...

Katie: I mean we have healers and my schedule is clear.

Lesterpollo: FOR SCIENCE!

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Logically, Apollo probably would know this shit but funny :(

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The gods have their own language in their true forms trust.

They also have specific voices relating to their domain and it sounds like beautiful music to the human ear trust.

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Eliza (Malconnor baby) is a daddy's girl for Malcolm to me.

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Connor: Eliza, do you want fun daddy to sing you showtunes, or do you want boring daddy to read you a boring, yucky history book to bed?

Eliza: Daddy History!

Connor: Betrayal. I am erasing myself from this narrative.

Malcolm: *picking her up* Good girl Elizabeth! At least you know what's important!

Malcolm: *going to cry happy tears later*

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I like the concept of Zeus going mad with desire to protect his family

Like yeah everything he does is to make sure Theyre safe. Yes that includes trying to kill your kids, Hades, look he killed his own and Poseidon's kids too. The cruel thing would have been to make you do it yourselves, you're welcome :D

No, no one else can have the throne, not out of any belief that he deserves it but because no one else can keep Them safe, thats why Apollo and Poseidon got punished.

Logically its the whole fam he's like this with but i prefer it being just his siblings cus he was kinda born and raised to save them in my stuff. He kinda hero worshipped them growing up. That upbringing manifested something.

Ngl you dont really need to change much in canon to do this idea😭 My usual Zeus is sacrificial lamb who grew horns and grew rabid with the fear of being sacrified again. This Zeus would be a flock guardian dog who doesnt understand it doesnt need to do that anymore and is biting at everything that moves.