Malec having a baby
Max: Dad, what's 'bitch'?
Alec *chokes on his coffee*: I-I'm sorry what?
Max: Uncle Jace gave you a card saying "Happy Birthday, bitch!"
Alec: It's a latin word for brother.
*2 Hours later, Magnus comes home*
Max: I love you bitch!
Rafael: I ain't ever stop loving you bitch!
Magnus:
Alec:













