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Alec: How long are we going to let him do that?

Magnus, pinching the bridge of his nose: Just… Just give him a minute.

Simon: [still pushing on a door that is clearly labelled “pull”]

Magnus: you can't marry lydia

Alec: i have to

Magnus: but you don't have all the facts

Alec: which are?

Magnus: i love you

Magnus and Alec: *about to have sex*

Jace: *walks into the loft and is about to walk into the room* hey guys-

Jace: *sees a picture of a duck on the room's door* WHAT RHE FUCK HELL NO BYE

Magnus: wait... he just left? Alexander what did you do-

Alec: I got smarter and harder at the nick of time

Alec: "Do you think when butterflies are in love that they feel humans in their stomach?"

Magnus: "Alexander. Darling. Honey. Love of my life. What the FUCK ?"

Alec: Now repeat after me: “I am a beautiful human being that deserves to be loved.”

Magnus: You are a beautiful human being that deserves to be loved.

Alec: Fuck you.

Magnus: I’d actually rather f-

Alec: *evil stare* Don’t

Alec: i wasn't THAT drunk...

Izzy: you tried to colour Magnus's face with a highlighter because you said he was important.

Alec:.......... he is

Magnus: Well, you can’t make everyone like you. You’re not Alexander.

Jace: What?

Jace: Not everyone likes Alec.

Magnus: Who doesn’t?

Izzy: Well-

Magnus: Names, now. Give me THEIR NAMES.

Alec: OH MY GOD! Magnus, you're bleeding out! Quick, what's your type!

Magnus, looking at Alec: Six feet tall, dark hair, Hazel eyes , built like a fucking brick house...

Alec: BLOOD TYPE YOU IDIOT!

Magnus: Oh

Magnus: Um

Magnus: Looks like red.

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