#malec funny

[magnuslightwood-bane0414]

Magnus and Alec cuddling on the couch just talking about their days

Magnus: Alexander, do you think straight people understand anything?

Alec: absolutely not

Jace coming out of the kitchen in just boxers stuffing cereal into his face: hey I’m straight!!

Alec and Magnus: exactly

[hunterofshadowsandshit]

Isabelle: Describe your ideal boyfriend.

Magnus: Tall, handsome, smart, a good person at heart, loving-

Isabelle: You’re just describing Alec, aren’t you?

[Later that day]

Isabelle: Describe your ideal boyfri-

Alec: Magnus.

[realcoqquetishmoon]

Hugs are free, drugs are not.

This is exactly why I hate capitalism.

[tschieffer]

I want the Magnus to my Alec

Not because I'm not beautiful and magical. But because I'm a HOT MESS who is super awkward and can't words, whose wardrobe consists of black and leather and I manage to seem scary while actually being made of literal sunshine and rainbows

[demonelly]

Malec ( one actual ) imaginary moments 🙈😍😂

[z-wolf97]

Jajajaja admito que robé la idea, pero se me hizo imposible no hacer esto.

[hunterofshadowsandshit]

Simon: I'm so happy I could kiss you!

Jace: Uh...neat.

[Later]

Jace, lying face down on his bed: I said "neat," Alec. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I'm fucking stupid.

Alec, idly reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Jace. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Magnus confessed to me?

Jace: Didn't you, like, thank him?

Alec: [Closes book and stares at the ceiling]

Alec: I fucking thanked him.

[hunterofshadowsandshit]

Alec: Let's break a window, it's too hot.

Magnus: Or you could just open one.