#malec crack

[magnusbae]

As Magnus turns to see it’s Alec who helped him—In that precise moment— he realizes that the medium-rare pun he just made was a...misteak.

[normal-thoughts-official]

alec: it's simping over magnus time

izzy: that's just you at all times

alec (smiling because he's thinking about magnus): i know

[nerdragon]

(Prepping Alec for Max's rune ceremony)

Magnus : How do we call Clary when there's people around?

Alec : Biii...

Magnus : Yeah you're almost there!

Alec : ....tch?

Magnus : Try again. Or you'll have to practice apologizing again.

Alec : Ohh alright! Biscuit.

[cityindreams]

Alec: You have Fairy Dust on your dress

Izzy: You have glitter on your pants

Alec:

[fictional-worlds-are-exquisite]

Alec: I’m hungry

Magnus: It is too god damn early for this

Alec: Tell my stomach that!

Magnus, crouching down, facing Alec’s stomach: It is too god damn early for this

Jace, walking in: Hey, I-

Jace: Why are you talking to his stomach?

Magnus: I-

Jace, face lighting up in realisation: Alec’s pregnant!

Alec: That is not-

Jace: Can I talk to the baby too or is that weird-

[the-song-of-fangirling]

Alec before he came out of his closet.

Alec: I don't know what youre talking about.

Alec: I'm a shadowhunter I have responsibilities.

Alec: Gotta go,bye.

Alec after he came out of his closet

Alec: Relationships take effort

Alec: let's take next step.

Alec: I love you.

Alec: I don't think I can live without you

Alec: Hold that thought. BEDROOM,now!

[catsplushellhounds]

what actually happened after malec 'i love you' in s2e10

*malec hugging*

Magnus: Alexander...?

Alec:

Magnus: i need to go now, there is a few things i have to take care of...

Alec, not letting Magnus go:

Magnus: you're not going to let go, are you?

Alec, sobbing a little: sTOp IT iM seNSiTIve!!!!!

[sandalwoodhusbands]

Izzy: you know, magnus gives alec flowers everyday. I wish you'd do that

Simon: umm okay?

[next day]

Simon: [gives alec flowers]

Alec: what

Simon: i don't get it either dude