#malfoy problems

[draco-malfoy-offical]

even my sighs are more elegant than most peoples' attempts at conversation. its a gift.

a truly, underappreciated, gift.

[mjolnirismypenis]

I don’t know if it’s a good thing or a bad thing that I know the difference in taste between my 3 conditioners, my hair dye, toner, and bleach....

[draco-i-love-ferrets-malfoy]

why can't we choose our patronuses??? like was a ferret really that necessary???

[badfaithsheir-blog]

HEADCANON: Inherited Traits

Scorpius has definitely inherited the family look: tall, graceful, slim, blond, and pale. Very, very pale. In fact his pallor comes not from the Malfoy side of the family nor the Greengrass, for all that paleness runs in both their lines; rather Scorpius has inherited the Black family skin, which not only tends to be even more porcelain-like than that of Malfoys and Greengrasses, but also much more delicate as well.

In short, Scorpius sunburns easily. Very, very easily.

He doesn't ever tan, either. Scorpius goes from bright-blistered-pink right back to bleached-bone-pallor with hardly a flicker of anything else in between. The sunburns never last very long at least, but that's not because of any innate hardiness in Scorpius's skin; he heals quickly only because he is very, very good at Potions -- and very experienced at brewing relief for sunburns.

He doesn't get them often, because he's careful. Scorpius hardly even heads down to Herbology without casting at least one sun-shielding charm on his skin, and he would never go to things like Care of Magical Creatures or Quidditch practice without layering on two or three. Sometimes he forgets, of course, because even a teenaged boy as fastidious and prissy as Scorpius Malfoy can get wrapped up in other things and forget to take proper precautions with his health.

And of course, sometimes the charms simply wear-off without him noticing. That usually only happens during actual Quidditch matches of course, because he can't exactly ask the other team to stop play so that he can draw a wand and shield his skin from the sun overhead. Thankfully Hogwarts is not a place often blessed (or cursed, in Scorpius's opinion) with strong sunlight, but the skies burn often enough for Scorpius to need to turn a careful eye on the ceiling of the Great Hall every morning so he can determine what he needs to do before he risks going outside.

Scorpius doesn't tell people about his sun-troubles often because he thinks it smacks of weakness; after all, no one else reacts like that to a few stray beams of sunlight, do they? (Well, at least no one who has ever mentioned the problem to Scorpius, which given how many confidants he has -- all of two -- doesn't really single him out very much, but to Scorpius's mind, it does.) Not even Rose Weasley, with her ginger curls and pasty freckles, crisps quite so quickly or so thoroughly in the sun as does Scorpius Malfoy.

Despite his mother's very, very best attempts at keeping him indoors.

[harrypotterstyleoflife]

Are you sure Draco...? :D

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