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Interview with Mal’Ganis

Q: Question of habit: what is like to be in Heroes of the Storm?

Mal’Ganis: Let’s be honest here; I am not in it for the fight and the slaughter and victory, as sweet a bonus they are. I am in it for the banter. Mal’Ganis: As much as I despise that... Archlich of yours, that is something we both agree on - the jabber is ten times better than the fight.

Q: How is it being one of the best (in my opinion) cards in Hearthstone?

Mal’Ganis: I would prefer to be a player rather than the one to be played. Mal’Ganis: However, I appreciate the irony within the fact that an Azeroth trading card game has decided to include me on their cards.

Q: We have heard of the tortures that you and the others have done to Ner'zhul but which was the worst?

Mal’Ganis: I am not sure what was the worst for him. My favorite, however, was when I tied his spine into a pretzel and made him crawl thorough that loop. Mal’Ganis: But then, if you are willing to see the larger picture, I think the worst we have done to him was binding him to that blasted sword, letting him to keep all the memories of what his life used to be and of being the person he could never be again.

Q: What was it like deceiving Arthas and playing with him like a puppet, only to be sent back in the Twisting Nether by Ner'zhul's counter machinations?

Mal’Ganis: Sort of expected, actually. And hella annoying. And still unwelcomed when it came. Mal’Ganis: I have a few women in my acquaintance, and when I described to them my feelings, they told me that this is exactly what it is like to find your panties bloody when you were expecting your menstruation cycle to start. Mal’Ganis: I... am not sure what that meant, and I am damn sure I don’t want to know.

Q: What exactly were your plans for the Scarlet Onslaught?

Mal’Ganis: Eventually the destruction of Azeroth, of course. Or infusing it with fel, which is virtually the same to you - a planet no longer suitable for the life of mortals. Mal’Ganis: But I had some thoughts about opening a chain of very cheap and trashy fast food, just for the mockery of the religion, and kicking Arthas in his frozen balls, because personal grudges, and also some fashion revolution within the Scarlet Crusade, because have you seen the things they were wearing? Mal’Ganis: I acknowledge that it was sort of stalling, but I wanted some fun.

Q: Do you think you will try to get revenge against the new Lich King?

Mal’Ganis: Well, let’s see. The Dark Titan is no longer around to tell me what to do and this Lich King is somebody completely new. So... No. Mal’Ganis: The Archlich, however...

Q: Where are you now that Azeroth is in a new Faction War?

Mal’Ganis: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Idiots. Such idiots! At this pace they won’t even need me at all!

Q: Do you have some kind oh burning legion harem? You know, plenty of succubus or doom guards? I heard some demon lords take advantages of their rank.

Mal’Ganis: No. I have found myself to lack the time to enjoy such pleasures. And speaking of it, there are far more pleasant ways I could entertain myself. Mal’Ganis: Why, were you intending to join?

Q: What do you think about the pit lords like Mannoroth? Do you think they are cool and badass or just some mindless brutes?

Mal’Ganis: Let’s put it like this; Imagine that your horse suddenly starts talking and develops ambitions and thinks it has a valid and important opinion on your job and you should do as it says. Mal’Ganis: Got it? Now ten times as big and spiky and breathing flame. That’s a pit lord.

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