#malrae

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TT Prompt week 2026 - Day 1: Villain Encounter

TFW you really hit it off with a cute guy online but when you meet up irl he looks nothing like his profile pic 🙄

Yeah listen I fully understand the moral of the episode, but in my world tossing a dragon into the story immediately changes the genre to Shrek 1 and there's nothing anyone can do about it

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malchior/raven + fixit/cyborg // be your shadow commission for @dracxula [youtube link] [commission info]

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More than half of my ships are basically bundles of twigs tied together by twine.

I’ve got my two hands to type paddle, so these ships will still get out to sea. (Just barely.😁)

Ahoy!😏

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I really hate when BBRae shippers try to argue that Raven “never truly loved Malchior” or that Beast Boy “didn’t actually fall for Terra.” I’m not even going to elaborate on why this is stupid, since you have to be extremely stupid to not understand.

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Life hack: sometimes if you shake a book hard enough, a boyfriend will fall out of it

You'd think this is a shitpost or something related to self-shipping, but in actuality it's about FOUR separate ships I have and I cannot stop laughing about it.

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Those who know me well enough know that I'll bend over backwards to apply some kind of myth/fairy tale symbolism to my ships. Lacking anything suitable, I'll spin one myself from scratch. My go-to are Beauty and the Beast and Prince Lindworm.

And lads, Malrae has so much Prince Lindworm potential that it's making me actually physically unwell.

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One thing I mourn about Ties That Bind (the MalRae thing which has been haunting my brain all week) is that it happens post-canon. Can you imagine if it dropped before the Birthday arc?

Slade rolls up to Raven with a mission from her dad, ready to deal with all whatever any of the 5 Titans throw at him, only for some white-haired weirdo he's never seen before to pull up and go "this is all very interesting, however my dear Raven says that I'm the only creep allowed to antagonise her at this time, so I've received instructions to, quote, get rid of you and and make sure that you never come back to bother her or anyone else ever again. I have also received explicit permission AND encouragement to transform, use excessive violence, kill, and employ any forbidden black magic spells I deem appropriate for the situation - meaning, all of them. Shall we begin? :)"

Trigon, looking up from his infernal newspaper: you're back early

Slade, shambling his way in after being stomped into the concrete, slashed, chewed up, spit out, slammed repeatedly against the wall, breathed fire at, and subjected to all manner of spells including but by no means limited to Yug'vo'zorlath's Dire Punishment, Azgoth's Immediate Evisceration, Greater Flay Skin, Grhgtasha's Cosmic Spaghettification, Explode Bones cast at 15th level, Xzarthath's Unspeakable Curse, Ray of Eternal Fire and Agony, Lacerating Sarcophagus, Scorpions in Veins, and Power Word: Scrungle: dragon

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Fuck it I'm giving these their own post.

What if a) Malchior WASN'T a manipulative prick, b) he WAS the sorcerer after all, c) getting stuck in the book with the evil dragon kinda smushed them together so he has dragon powers now, and last but not least d) he's HORRIFICALLY down bad for Raven.

"Hey, Mal? Mal? Whatcha thinking about there buddy?"