Persephone: I think Zeus and Thor are having a heated discussion.
Malrora: Either that or Donny is kicking Edward’s ass at baseball.
Persephone: Gaston is just revolting.
Malrora: And every last inch of him is covered in haaaiiirr!
Persephone: How is it I’m more excited about Into Darkness the second time around?
Malrora: Because you know how much you’re going to be eye-fucking Benadryl Cumberbund?
Persephone: So, am I correct in assuming that your attraction to Zod is in part his dedication to his path as well as his drive to save his people? His loyalty and survival instincts?
Malrora: That, and I just really like his face.
And his voice. Y’know, it’s a shame Michael Shannon isn’t in more things that I like, because I like him now.
Malrora: He was in World Trade Center?
… You own World Tr – okay, dumb question, of course you do.
February 12, 2014 [We were attempting to watch Sherlock’s Series 3 finale, His Last Vow]
Persephone: I caved and I’m reading a spoiler-heavy review.
xlover1lizsucks: Don’t tell me! I hate spoilers.
Persephone: I won’t say a thing
xlover1lizsucks: It should be up by tonight.
Xlovers1lizsucks: 30 minutes and counting! Why am I this excited about a damn show?!
Persephone: You should be. I’ve been laughing, crying and biting a pillow. Molly and Mycroft are great. And so is…. You’ll see soon enough.
Persephone: I know what’s going on and I’m still 10 seconds from a heart attack.
Persephone: I never thought hearing someone calling someone else a whore would be sexy.
xlover1lizsucks: That last text should be screencapped and posted on “Texts From Last Night” or whatever.
February 6, 2014 [We’re big Game of Thrones fans]
Persephone: Wow. I just took a look at my reflection on the bus, I look like Sansa with my hood up
xlover1lizsucks: Now you have to wear your hair like they do in the south.
Persephone: Fuck that, I’m a northern girl.
xlover1lizsucks: Lol. So is she but she was dressing like a southerner.
March 25, 2014 [I had finally watched every episode of GoT up until the last episode of the third season]
Persephone: Here it comes. And I really hope Walder Frey gets his throat slashed or at least disemboweled next season.
Xlover1lizsucks: Both men need to die slow, horrible deaths. I’m routing for Dany, but I doubt she will be queen.
Persephone: “Killed a few puppies today?” Damn I hope Tyrion survives the series.
April 6, 2014 [While watching the Season 4 Premiere]
Persephone: Daddy Lannister needs to die a painful death.
Persephone:Yes. He needs to be killed by one of those two swords.
xlover1lizsucks: Yesss Jaime’s sword!
Persephone: Cersei never leaves Bitch-mode, does she?
xlover1lizsucks: Haha bitch mode. I like it.
Persephone: It comes from watching so much Craig Ferguson.
xlover1lizsucks: Haha, good.
Xlover1lizsucks: Omgomgomgomg Arya
Persephone: That crotch-hit was fantastic.
Persephone: …. And the eye one too.
xlover1lizsucks: For sure
Persephone: Clegane has his chicken and Arya has her Needle. All is well with the world.
xlover1lizsucks: Arya is so kickass.
Persephone: And now I want some chicken. Barbecued preferably.
xlover1lizsucks: Hell yea