#mamaboyjunior

[gunchuckin]

So I have this unfinished Motorcity rp log between myself, forchucksake and mamaboyjunior saved on my h-drive that I just thought I should share. 

[gunchuckin]

You fuckin' kissed other Junior?!

"Wow, that got around fast…

Anywho, it was an accident (mostly) and HE’S the one who kissed ME. Maybe you should be talkin’ to him. I bet he’s under some kinda weird curse thing like what happened to me when I was all over you that one time.”

[gunchuckin]

Hey Texas, would you ever have sex with Junior? What if he was a girl?

"NO WAY. Not even as a girl! He’d still be a mean jerk who makes fun of Texas."

[gunchuckin]

Somewhere in a dark alley, Texas leans against a shadowy wall just as Junior is walking by. He didn't plan the shady undertones--he just thinks the graffiti on this wall is bitchin'. 

"Hey, buttstack. Texas heard he's got somethin' you want. No, not his muscles..." He steps forward spinning a red cap on the tip of his finger. But he's not about to just give Junior the cap. No, he holds onto it tight in one hand.

"This. You want it back, dontchya? That's why you were askin' about it, right?" 

[gunchuckin]

mamaboyjunior replied to your post: "Hey dickweed, ya still got my hat?"

"……….Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ASSHAT."

"Hey, at least I got both those things. You don't have either, HA HA HA!"

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"Hey dickweed, ya still got my hat?"

"Your what? Oh, that. No way. Texas totally destroyed that thing a long time ago. Used it for target practice when I was testin’ out my new Stronghorn cannon. Totally annihilated it on the first try. It was awesome.” 

[gunchuckin]

mamaboyjunior

Oh god, the robot dinosaur. Junior’s mind flickered back to the fifteen foot tall one him and his men were building so long ago, but abandoned for their fun idea of making a matching mecha to fight it. Now, he’s going to have to destroy it because like fuck Junior was going to share interests with Texas.  "I ain’t wantcha here anyway!" He sneered. "Th’ hell are ya talkin’ ‘bout, ya retared oaf?" 

Battling robots? Texas would've been so jealous. But at the moment he just looks annoyed and slightly confused.

"You were buggin' me to come over and see somethin' earlier. Did ya forget already?"

[lets-hope-we-dont-explode]

[Read More] I feel really awful, but I'm almost kinda considering deleting junior. I freaking love him and how he interacts with people, don't get me wrong, but when you sit at your computer for hours brain drained on how to make a tiny little IC ask drabble, well Fuck it's hard and it's not fun when I can't be a good RP partner because he's hard to put into words. (I would totally finish up any rps on that blog though, before I delete it so don't worry. That's if I choose to delete, of course) What do you guys think?