#man advice

[man-offical]

lemon. for you! take it. this is a lemon trade. ok?

when life give you lemon, trade lemon. ok?

[together-translations]

Rules For Sons:

1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down.

2. Don't enter a pool by the stairs.

3. The man at the Braai is the closest thing to a king.

4. In a negotiation, never make the first offer.

5. Request the late check-out.

6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.

7. Hold your heroes to a higher standard.

8. Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas.

9. Play with passion or not at all...

10. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look him in the eye.

11. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be.

12. If you need music on the beach, you’re missing the point.

13. Carry two handkerchiefs. The one in your back pocket is for you. The one in your breast pocket is for her.

14. You marry the girl, you marry her family.

15. Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like crazy underneath.

16. Experience the serenity of traveling alone.

17. Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room.

18. Never turn down a breath mint.

19. A sport coat is worth 1000 words.

20. Try writing your own eulogy. Never stop revising.

21. Thank a veteran. Then make it up to him.

22. Eat lunch with the new kid.

23. After writing an angry email, read it carefully. Then delete it.

24. Ask your mom to play. She won’t let you win.

25. Manners maketh the man.

26. Give credit. Take the blame.

27. Stand up to Bullies. Protect those bullied.

28. Write down your dreams.

29. Always protect your siblings (and teammates).

30. Be confident and humble at the same time.

31. Call and visit your parents often. They miss you.

[william-s-churros]

heres some actual man advice i received through some means or another at some point in my life and have found helpful (not only in instances of being a dude but also other areas of my identity that are privileged!):

1.) you literally dont need to reply to anything on the internet, not even people directly asking you a question. sometimes its for the best if we keep our thoughts inside our heads

2.) if a woman is complaining about men and describes a behavior that you dont do, then she isn't complaining about you, so dont even worry about it

3.) if you do feel called out by a womans complaint, stop and ask yourself why it is she might find the behavior shes describing to be frustrating, and if, considering this, you might want to avoid engaging in said behavior in the future, so as to not upset that woman (presumably other women as well)

4.) if the complaint is stupid (by your estimation) it can be very effective to just roll your eyes

5.) oppressed people wanting space away from their oppressors has as much to do with just wanting to relax and not having to self-police constantly as it does with stuff like "danger." for example, sometimes women just want to be in a space where they can say "ugh i hate men 💔" and not have sensitive dudes crawling up their ass about it lmao.

6.) think about who really fucks your life up on the daily. is it women saying men suck on the internet, or is it the predominantly male-run governmental and financial spheres of practically everywhere for the past several thousand years? maybe you should also be complaining about men considering this lmao

[autumndreami]

This

[autumndreami]

Date mistakes you never want to make W/ @Chantelle Rose @jamalthecreative

[digital-meat]

Men should know that conditioner (not 2 in 1 crap) and hair product goo (doesn't matter what kind) can hide the fact that my hair is slightly thinning. I mean their.

[kickgrrl]

Strange request but I just want to know what people think.

Can anyone help me with a bit of man behaviour advice please? I'll keep it to DM for content, but just anyone, I'd really like an opinion from someone that doesn't know me or the man in question.

[sundancetv]

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