#man is unhinged

[rene-hl-trashcan]

Uncle Jiang, WTF

[allastoredeer]

Think Val knows what's up? I feel like Vox has probably asked him to write uhinged deer-related A/B/O porn before, even if just for Vox's personal use and bot as an official script.

Vox commissioning Alastor/Reader or Radio Demon/TV Demon is one of my favorite headcanons. It’s so, so funny, especially if the commissioner doesn’t know what Alastor looks like and Vox has to subtly (or not so subtly) have them tweak it until he gets it away close as he can.

I have never considered Valentino being the commissioner XD I think Viv said somewhere that Valentino is really good at drawing, so Vox commissioning art from him makes it so much better. It’s like a back-alley transaction, Val hands over the “goods” and Vox buys him the most expensive thing he wants (even tho Valentino is just as rich as him and could easy buy it himself).

Random headcanon, but I feel like Valentino and Vox enjoy roleplaying as Sugar Baby and Sugar Daddy.

And Vox wants to sugar-daddy Alastor so bad

[welcometohermitcraft]

Does anyone else still think about the fact that Cecil canonically had sex with the inventor of the radio or is it just me? Just me? Alright

[patcaps]

cap was so blinded by the most average man can you imagine the insane shit he must write about pat. "ooh haver's sandy hair" ok he writes the most depraved thoughts about pats neck scarf thing AND he gets to act out on them. sucks to be the dead and ghostless dude

“dear pillow, today i held pat’s scarf while he did things to my penis that would make even julian blush. let’s just say the arrow was no longer the only thing stabbing his throat. then he turned me over and gave me a thorough licking like one would do to a yoghurt lid. pat said he hadn’t enjoyed using his tongue so much since the last time he had a 99” then he kisses the pillow goodnight like he hasn’t just made it want to crawl off the bed and out the window

[velvet-paradox]

Seen (preview)

"Are you playing Jenga... by yourself?" You smiled, Rafe's big body was sitting on the floor of your living room, just pulling out a middle block when you got home. It was strange to see someone in your house after living alone for so long, let alone the Kook King himself. Rafe pushed back his hair, ready to make his next move.

"What else am I gonna' do?" Rafe rolled his eyes.

"I'm surprised you're not wasting your battery on your phone. Call up one of your buddies to take you instead of me."

You noticed how he worked his jaw and cracked his neck, placing the block to the top of the tower. "Got a little silly waiting to see if my dad would call so I turned it off. If he wanted me home, I would be."

"How long do you think you're gonna' hang around The Cut now that you're an honorary Pogue and all?"

"I'm not a Pogue." Rafe snapped.

"I wouldn't be so sure," You made a face and joined him on the floor, taking a block of your own before responding. "Let's see... you got in a blowout with a parent, check. Their giving you the silent treatment for emphasis of how much they stand by their said statement, double check. You got kicked out of the house and all of your lovely amenities and are crashing on someone's couch, triple check. And by all those accounts, that definitely has Pogue written all over it!"

"Oh fuck off."

"You can stay as long as you need to, if you need a ride somewhere just ask." You watched the block of choice slide out.

"I can drive, ya' know?"

"Yeah, your truck, not mine."

"I'm not gonna' total it! I need to get some clothes at least, I've never worn the same outfit two days in a row in my life. Gross."

"Oh shut up, live a little. You don't have to prove anything to me, Rafe. I know you." You said and took your turn.

Rafe's next words made you second guess the blonde.

"Nobody knows me."

Tagging: @cherienymphe @synnersaint @hoebx @valeriecameron @starkeyobx @outerbankspov @cockslutpadalecki

[tired-isopod]

the 77 stands for how many crimes hes about to commit

[coolnomemory]

anyone who has met matty healy please tell me what he smelled like im trying to get a custom candle made for my best friend's birthday

[pentarambles]

A reminder that we could have had a Pentadrama where Hui was writer, director, lighting, sound, etc., one member was the main character and everyone else was the same prop for all five episodes, and Yeo One could have been the cactus/love interest. If only....