i have a work crush on my coworker. obviously my friends then get text updates about my life. i type in a stream of consciousness and hit send after every sentence. it took 30 minutes to text my friend about just today with this man. i may be delusional who knows.
"…. in hindsight i should have said yes so he would go but i digress"
"mans actually looked jealous for a minute until (other male coworker) came back into the room (rude of him)"
"and the second we make eye contact we both fall over laughing"
"and they hadnt left yet and (work crush's) like im in charge
and im like uh huh sure you are
you can be in charge back here, ill be in charge of everything else
(fucking (coworker i dont like) butts in RUDELY interrupting my delusional flirty moment in which i wanted to say something along the lines of make me but I DIGRESS)"
"i then have a (empty plastic) water bottle thrown at me
making me squeak bc projectile
and he is trying to look mad at me but hes lowkey smiling?"
that concludes my delusional chronicles. if im not delusional let me know bc i sure as hell wont notice