#man logic

[eatmysasshole-blog]

Man logic

[blvkwaifu]

It's so wild how guys want to fuck girls that like to have a lot of sex but won't date girls that have a lot of sex because apparently that makes her a hoe and apparently hoes are undateable🤔

[i-still]

Men Logic

sucks that guys really aint shit.

this guy had dated his girlfriend for almost 3 years.

I haven’t spoken to him since 2013. I was in his neighborhood, hit him up to possibly waste some time at his crib with my two home girls while we waited to get our tattoos.

he immediately went to thoughts of our past and wanted to hang out when he got out of work. kept saying he wanted to get a motel. like wth? I borderline felt like a prostitute.

I just repeated that he has a girlfriend. he goes on to say that since its me its not cheating…. WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

“True .. it’s kind of the thrill of it , I’ve always had a soft spot for you idk what it is but you get me excited but just looking at you . And I know we won’t have any feeling after.” blah blah.

im offended for his girlfriend, but its not my place to say anything.i know I wouldn’t want to know.

[mreddiehk]

Jack’s man logic flared up at odd times, often in checkout lines. “My wife is a protectionist. Valentine’s Day cards are the outsourcing of the expression of love through words written by a nameless, faceless third party. Therefore my wife hates Valentine’s Day cards. I will not buy.” He took her tight-lipped silence as agreement.

[sunsetnena]

I thought men were supposed to be rational creatures. I clean the dining room (which is more of a reptile/bird space than an eating space) and found a box of kitchen crap I wanted to get rid of. It's all covered in down and bird crap and what have you. Me: I don't want anything in this box. Him *methodically digs through box, pulling out several things to keep* Me: what is that? Him: a spoon rest. Me: we have a spoon rest. Him: and? Me: oh...Kay... Why do we need five spatulas? Him: you can never have enough. Me: yes, you can! It will just pile on with the rest of the dishes I have to clean! Him: not if you leave it in the drawer... Ok. So we're keeping a spatula... So we can leave it in the drawer in our already cramped kitchen. Yes. Perfect sense. I gave up at that point. Fine. Keep your gross bird shit utensils. I'm going to melt that plastic piece of shit on the stove first chance I get. Oops.

[thehonestscientist-blog1]

“Oh, look. It's an attractive woman. Maybe, just maybe, if I honk at her and yell something about how nice her ass is, she'll get unbelievably horny, chase down my car, jump through the window and hav sex with me. Yea. Yea, that's what I'll do. Oh god, NO NOW SHE'LL SEE HOW SMALL MY PENIS IS. ABORT. ABORT. DRIVEDRIVEDRIVE.” -What I imagine happens everytime a guy screams out from his car at a woman and keeps driving. 

[mochamagicablog]

Master just got so frustrated at his (indoor, in the middle of our living room) fire not lighting that he just blow torched it with a deodorant can.

Man make fire!

[fr0mtheash3s]

Kind of upset that this is misty's first Halloween and I can't dress up with her

I’ve been begging my husband for WEEKS to buy me a costume but he won’t. He’ll drop $80 on pizza and beer, $50 on a video game, $55 on a brand new ps4 controller in one night… but I can’t even get a $30 dress from hot topic that can double as my costume and I can wear it all year long.